Will Forte movie quotes

“- David Grant: How did she die?
- Kate Grant: Saw herself in the mirror one day.”
Will Forte - David Grant
June Squibb - Kate Grant

“- David Grant: Where's your family?
- Kate Grant: Oh, they're over in the Catholic cemetery. Catholics wouldn't be caught dead around all these damn Lutherans.”

Will Forte - David Grant
June Squibb - Kate Grant

“- Kate Grant: He always did have a nice voice. It was the only nice thing about that bastard.
- Woody Grant: It's all right.
- Kate Grant: All right? Did you know... he was always trying to get into my bloomers?
- David Grant: Jesus mom. Was the whole town trying to seduce you?”

June Squibb - Kate Grant
Bruce Dern - Woody Grant
Will Forte - David Grant

“- David Grant: ...and all your brothers are coming over today, remember?
- Woody Grant: Some of 'em are dead.
- David Grant: The dead ones won't be here.”
Will Forte - David Grant
Bruce Dern - Woody Grant

“I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid. ”
Will Forte

“I feel like all my faults go into making the person that I am. I like myself as a person. ”
Will Forte

“My life is littered with bad decisions. ”
Will Forte

“- Woody Grant: Where's my teeth?
- David Grant: You lost your teeth?”
Bruce Dern - Woody Grant
Will Forte - David Grant

“- Receptionist: Does he have Alzheimer's?
- David Grant: No, he just believes what people tell him.
- Receptionist: That's too bad.”
Melinda Simonsen - Receptionist
Will Forte - David Grant

“No regrets. No regrets. Except the herpes. That I would not do all over again.”
Will Forte - Griffith

“- David Grant: How did you and mom end up getting married?
- Woody Grant: She wanted to.
- David Grant: And you didn't?
- Woody Grant: I figured, what the hell.
- David Grant: Were you ever sorry you married her?
- Woody Grant: All the time.”
Will Forte - David Grant
Bruce Dern - Woody Grant