Zeppo Marx movie quotes

“- Frank Wagstaff: Dad, let me congratulate you. I'm proud to be your son.
- Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff: My boy, you took the words right out of my mouth. I'm ashamed to be your father. You're a disgrace to our family name of Wagstaff, if such a thing is possible.”
Zeppo Marx - Frank Wagstaff
Groucho Marx - Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff

“- Frank Wagstaff: You're talking to the wrong team.
- Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff: I know I am, but our team wouldn't listen to me!”

Zeppo Marx - Frank Wagstaff
Groucho Marx - Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff

“- Bob Roland: General Smith reports a gas attack. He wants to know what to do.
- Rufus T. Firefly: Tell him to take a teaspoonful of bicarbonate baking soda and a half a glass of water.”
Zeppo Marx - Bob Roland
Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly

“- Frank Wagstaff: Dad wants me to give you up. You know, you're interfering with my studies.
- Connie Bailey: He must think I'm terrible.
- Frank Wagstaff: But I think you're wonderful. You're beautiful.”
Zeppo Marx - Frank Wagstaff
Thelma Todd - Connie Bailey

“- Bob Roland: Message from the front, sir.
- Rufus T. Firefly: Oh, I'm sick of messages from the front. Don't we ever get a message from the side?”
Zeppo Marx - Bob Roland
Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly

“- Jamison: Any luck with the 4:30?
- Hammer: Yeah. It didn't hit me.”
Zeppo Marx - Jamison
Groucho Marx - Hammer

“- Frank Wagstaff: There's nothing wrong between me and the college widow.
- Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff: There isn't, huh? Then you're crazy to fool around with her!”
Zeppo Marx - Frank Wagstaff
Groucho Marx - Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff

“- Rufus T. Firefly: Lieutenant, why weren't the original indictment papers placed in my portfolio?
- Bob Roland: Why, uh, I didn't think those papers were important at this time, Your Excellency.
- Rufus T. Firefly: You didn't think they were important? Do you realize I had my dessert wrapped in those papers?”
Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly
Zeppo Marx - Bob Roland