Zooey Deschanel movie quotes

“- Arthur Dent: Let's go somewhere.
- Trillian: Definitely. Where'd you have in mind?
- Ford Perfect: I know this great restaurant at the end of the universe.”
Martin Freeman - Arthur Dent
Zooey Deschanel - Trillian
Yasiin Bey - Ford Prefect

“- Lani Aliikai: I'll be watching you.
- Cody Maverick: Really? You'll be watching me?
- Lani Aliikai: Well, yeah, from the lifeguard station.”
Zooey Deschanel - Lani Aliikai
Shia LaBeouf - Cody Maverick

“- Arthur Dent: I have to say, without the beard you look at least 80 years younger.
- Trillian: Well, maybe I'm de-evolving?
- Arthur Dent: Ha ha!
- Trillian: Ha ha!
- Arthur Dent: Well, I should inform you that I don't date single-celled organisms.”
Martin Freeman - Arthur Dent
Zooey Deschanel - Trillian

“I don't see why it's so complicated. You like Tripp. Tell Tripp you like him.”

Zooey Deschanel - Kit

“- Carl: You did things and had friends and sang in rock bands and made life happen. You weren't scared of anything.
- Allison: You don't think I'm scared of anything? Who do you think I am? I'm scared of a lot of things.
- Carl: And I'm scared too. So let's be scared together.
- Allison: I don't know what you want me to say.
- Carl: So just say...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jim Carrey - Carl
Zooey Deschanel - Allison

“- Arthur Dent: Normality? We can talk about normality until the cows come home.
- Ford Prefect: What is normal?
- Trillian: What is home?
- Zaphod Beeblebrox: What're cows?”
Martin Freeman - Arthur Dent
Yasiin Bey - Ford Prefect
Zooey Deschanel - Trillian
Sam Rockwell - Zaphod Beeblebrox

“- Lani Aliikai: Can I ask you something personal?
- Cody Maverick: Lani, we're in the shower together! Y'can say whatever you want.”

Zooey Deschanel - Lani Aliikai
Shia LaBeouf - Cody Maverick

“- Allison: Am I going too fast for you?
- Carl: Nah. In fact, I think you should go faster. That way if we crash, at least I'll die. I just don't wanna be kept alive artificially.”

Zooey Deschanel - Allison
Jim Carrey - Carl

“- Marvin: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
- Trillian: Well, we have something that may take your mind off it.
- Marvin: It won't work, I have an exceptionally large mind.”
Warwick Davis - Marvin
Zooey Deschanel - Trillian

“- Jenny Herk: You, don't look at my ass when I walk away.
- Andrew: I can't make that promise.”
Zooey Deschanel - Jenny Herk
DJ Qualls - Andrew

“- Anita Miller: It's unfair that we can't listen to our music!
- Elaine Miller: That's because it's music about drugs and promiscuous sex.
- Anita Miller: Simon and Garfunkel is poetry!
- Elaine Miller: Yes it's poetry. It's poetry of drugs and promiscuous sex. Honey, they're on pot.”
Zooey Deschanel - Anita Miller
Frances McDormand - Elaine Miller

“Allison: The world's a playground. You know that when you are a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.”
Zooey Deschanel - Allison

“- Ace: So, is Kit short for Katherine?
- Kit: Yes. Is Ace short for... Ace-a-rooney?”
Justin Bartha - Ace
Zooey Deschanel - Kit

“I want to live in the world that these people are in. No one ever says anything in there, have you noticed? They're all very cool. Like, they're all really deep. It's when people start talking that everything goes to shit.”

Zooey Deschanel - Nessa Watkins

“- Eddie Leadbetter: We gotta pick a road. Arrivals or departures? We're arriving, but then we're departing. Which one?
- Jenny Herk: I think you guys should turn yourselves in and plead not guilty by reason of stupidity.”
Johnny Knoxville - Eddie Leadbetter
Zooey Deschanel - Jenny Herk

“I'll have a double order of escape fantasy and a side order of running away.”
Zooey Deschanel - Samantha Harper

“- Anita Miller: First it was butter then it was sugar and white flour, bacon, eggs, balogna, rock 'n roll, motorcycles. Then! It was celebrating Christmas on a day in September when you knew it wouldn't be commercialized! What else are you gonna ban?
- Elaine Miller: Honey, you want to rebel against knowledge, I'm trying to give you the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Zooey Deschanel - Anita Miller
Frances McDormand - Elaine Miller

There's this kid at school, Martin Brockett. He has this gigantic idea of himself, that no one else shares. You wouldn't believe the crap he lays on me. Who appointed him my spiritual leader? If he has everything so "figured out", how come his best friend is a .22 rifle?
Zooey Deschanel - Nessa Watkins