“The Simpsons” quotes
(1989)
Matt Groening
created this cartoon
in 1989
Title The Simpsons
Year 1989
Creators James L. Brooks, Matt Groening, Sam Simon
Genre Comedy, Family, Animation
Year 1989
Creators James L. Brooks, Matt Groening, Sam Simon
Genre Comedy, Family, Animation
Plot – The Simpsons is an American animated sitcom and satirical depiction of American life, epitomized by the Simpson family, which consists of Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. The show is set in the fictional town of Springfield and parodies American culture and society, television, and the human condition. The Simpsons are a very politically incorrect family. Although they are dysfunctional, many episodes show their relationships with each other and how much they care about one another.
All actors – Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Harry Shearer, Hank Azaria, Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott, Maggie Roswell, Marcia Wallace, Russi Taylor
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“I'm sorry, but my mother always said if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.”
“Well, I'm going to be a famous jazz musician. I've got it all figured out. I'll be unappreciated in my own country, but my gutsy blues stylings will electrify the French. I'll avoid the horrors of drug abuse, but I do plan to have several torrid love affairs, and I may or may not die young. I haven't decided.”
“Lisa-Ralph thinks I like him but I only gave him a valentine because I felt sorry for him.
Homer-Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?”“Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon.”
“Don't you see? Getting what you want all time will ultimately leave you unfulfilled and joyless.”
“Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?”
“You've got the brains and the talent to go as far as you want. And when you do, I'll be right there to borrow money.”
“Homer's Brain-Don't you get it? You've got to use reverse psychology.
Homer-That sounds too complicated.
Homer's Brain-OK, don't use reverse psychology.
Homer-All right, I will!”“Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV generation.”
“Bart-TV sucks.
Homer-I know you're upset right now, so I'll pretend you didn't say that.”- Lisa Simpson: You can't take revenge on an animal! That's the whole point of "Moby Dick"!
- Homer Simpson: The point of "Moby Dick" is "Be yourself".“- Lisa Simpson: History is written by the winners, Dad.
- Homer Simpson: I thought it was written by losers.”“Okay, I'm going to keep this short. Friends, family, religion. These are the demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Any questions?”
“If these Celebrities didn't want people going through their garbage or saying they're Gay, they should not have expressed themselves creatively...”
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