“Monster House” quotes

(2006)

Title Monster House
Year 2006
Director Gil Kenan
Genre Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Animation, Mystery

Interpreted by

All actors – Ryan Newman, Steve Buscemi, Mitchel Musso, Catherine O'Hara, Fred Willard, Sam Lerner, Woody Schultz, Ian McConnel, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jason Lee, Spencer Locke, Kevin James, Nick Cannon, Jon Heder, Kathleen Turner, Erik Walker, Matthew Fahey, Brittany Curran, Marc Musso

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“You want a successful future? When a guy with tattoos comes up to the drive-thru, give him his burger, not your phone number.”
Maggie Gyllenhaal - Zee
[Tag:attitude, meeting, people]
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“I paid 28 dollars for that ball! I had to mow ten lawns and ask my mom for a dollar 26 times! I never worked that hard in my life.”
Sam Lerner - Chowder
[Tag:money, saving money]
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“- DJ: I've just... murdered a guy!
- Chowder: Naw... when it's an accident, it's called manslaughter.”
Mitchel Musso - DJ
Sam Lerner - Chowder
[Tag:accident, murder]
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“- Zee: What is your problem?
- DJ: Uh... puberty! Yeah, I'm having lots and lots of puberty.”
Maggie Gyllenhaal - Zee
Mitchel Musso - DJ
[Tag:youth]
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“Whatever issue you guys have, I'm sure it has letters and they make pills for it.”
Maggie Gyllenhaal - Zee
[Tag:disease, trouble]
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“My dad is at the pharmacy and my mom is at the movies with her personal trainer.”
Sam Lerner - Chowder
[Tag:mother, parents, treachery]
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“Are you guys mentally challenged? Because, if you are, then I'm certified to teach you baseball.”
Spencer Locke - Jenny
[Tag:baseball, teaching]
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“Back to business: eggs, shaving cream, toilet paper. Without candy, I'm afraid your house is a bulls-eye with shingles.”
Spencer Locke - Jenny
[Tag:food]

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