“South Park” quotes
(1997)
Trey Parker
created this cartoon
in 1997
Title South Park
Year 1997
Creators Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Brian Graden
Genre Comedy, Animation
Year 1997
Creators Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Brian Graden
Genre Comedy, Animation
Plot – South Park is an American adult animated sitcom that follows the misadventures of Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick, four irreverent grade-schoolers in the quiet, dysfunctional town of South Park, Colorado. This series satirizes a wide range of topics toward an adult audience using profanity and dark, surreal humor.
All actors – Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mona Marshall, April Stewart, Isaac Hayes, Eliza Schneider, Adrien Beard, Mary Kay Bergman, Jennifer Howell, Kyle McCulloch, John 'Nancy' Hansen, Milan Agnone, Jonathan Kimmel, Vernon Chatman, Nico Agnone, Sebastian Yu, Jessie Jo Thomas, Bill Hader, Elisa Gabrielli, Toddy Walters, Bruce Howell, Jessie Thomas, Jessica Makinson, Spencer Lacey Ganus, Paula Holmberg, Toby Morton, Dimitri Mendoza
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“I don't think I'm very happy. I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams.”
“I can't lose weight, Butters, because I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. You can't slim down bones, stupid!”
“No, dude, independent films are those black-and-white hippie movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.”
“You know, I've learned something today. Family isn't about whose blood you have, it's about who you care about.”
“I'm not fat, I just have a sweet hockey body.”
“Don't call me an asshole, you big son of a bitch!”
“Cartman-Mom, tell them how everyone in your family was big-boned. Tell them how they were fat, but grew into their bodies when they got older.
Liane Cartman-Oh, sweetie, those were all lies. You're just fat.”“America may have some problems, but it's our home, our team. And if you don't wanna root for your team, then you should get the hell out of the stadium.”
“You think that sex is about fun and games and love? Wrong! Sex is about disease.”
“ If you devote your whole life to completely avoiding something you like, then that thing still controls your life and you've never learned any discipline at all.”
“If you want to find some quality friends, you have to wade through all the dicks first.”
“The fact is, I couldn't sleep last night, so I took some Ambien. You ever take that stuff? It turns your brains into oatmeal.”
“A ring that says you’d be together but not have sex. Isn't that called a wedding ring?”
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