“10” quotes

“Whenever Mrs. Kissel breaks wind, we beat the dog.”

Max Showalter - Reverend

“- Policeman: You better take it easy. Pain pills and alcohol don't mix.
- George Webber: You could have fooled me.”
William Lucking - Policeman
Dudley Moore - George Webber

- George Webber: If you were dancing with your wife, or girlfriend you knew in high school, and you said to her: "Darling, they're playing our song", do you know what they'd be playing?
- Donald: What?
- George Webber: Why Don't We Do It In The Road. Fuckin' hell kind of era is that?
Dudley Moore - George Webber
Brian Dennehy - Donald

“- George Webber: By what name are you known, sir?
- Donald: Donald. Don, to my friends and paying customers.
- George Webber: In that case, I'll have another double Don. Double Don, God, that's going to be difficult to say by the shank of the evening. Better make that one a single.”
Dudley Moore - George Webber
Brian Dennehy - Donald

“- Samantha Taylor: That looks bad, have you taken anything for it?
- George Webber: Yes, I took four of your birth control pills, I hope that's okay.
- Samantha Taylor: Try an antihistimine.
- George Webber: I don't like those, they make me pregnant.”

Julie Andrews - Samantha Taylor
Dudley Moore - George Webber

“- George Webber: Doesn't he do anything except swim and jog on the beach?
- Hugh: Yes! He makes me happy. So I let him swim and jog on the beach.”
Dudley Moore - George Webber
Robert Webber - Hugh