“2gether” quotes

“- Doug Linus: You sold our stereo? That was worth way more than that stupid retainer!
- Chad Linus: No way! That stereo was never in my mouth! Okay once, but only for a second!”
Kevin P. Farley - Doug Linus
Noah Bastian - Chad Linus

“I can't be perfect every time out. I'm not Ozzy Osbourne!”
Kevin P. Farley - Doug Linus

“Wait a minute, why does he get all the gay fans? I mean I do ab crunches, I take care of my hair...”
Evan Farmer - Jerry O'Keefe

“I was up there trapped in that fat guy suit literally suffocating to death, and I was still, still trying to contribute to the group by making as many laser noises as humanly possible.”
Noah Bastian - Chad Linus

“Look at you, you ain't no gangster! You're all Mr. 2% Milk, Mr. Khaki Pants, Mr. Touched By An Angel. Get out my face!”
Alex Solowitz - Mickey Parke

There are five basic types in every successful boyband: your rebel, your badboy:one. Your shy bashful type: two. Your reassuring older brother type: three. Your little guy, your dewey-eyed youngster: four, and five: your hearthrob, the one that holds it all together. He's the one with his eyes staring at you from the poster saying, "hold me,... (continue)(continue reading)
Alan Blumenfeld - Bob Buss

“You gotta embrace your worthlessness. You know, just think about all the greatest losers throughout history: UPN, the metric system, Kevin Costner...”
Kevin P. Farley - Doug Linus

“I liked being locked up in that room. But I wish there were girls in there. And there weren't enough sleeping bags, so then me and a girl would have to share one.”
Michael Cuccione - Jason 'QT' McKnight

Have you ever heard the phrase "too good to be true"? This kid is! His name is Jason McKnight, but they call him, "QT". Oh I knew right away he could sing, the kid had looks and charisma, but what I did not know, was that he's also suffering from biliary thrombosis. That is a liver disease. That is a terminal illness. That is what we in the... (continue)(continue reading)
Alan Blumenfeld - Bob Buss