“A Muppet Family Christmas” quotes
(1987)
Title A Muppet Family Christmas
Year 1987
Directors Peter Harris, Eric Till
Genre Comedy, Music, Family
Year 1987
Directors Peter Harris, Eric Till
Genre Comedy, Music, Family
All actors – Frank Oz, Dave Goelz, Richard Hunt, Kathryn Mullen, Jerry Nelson, Karen Prell, Steve Whitmire, David Rudman, Jim Henson, Caroll Spinney, Gerard Parkes, Terry Angus
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“- Kermit the Frog: Don't you think we should've called your mother and let her know we were coming?
- Fozzie Bear: Oh, how little you understand bears, Kermit. My mother loves surprises.”“- The Great Gonzo: This is not a good place for turkeys!
- Turkey: Not to worry. I'm a survivor.”“- Kermit the Frog: Outside? Fozzie it's too cold to go outside.
- Fozzie Bear: It's not cold.
- Kermit the Frog: It is cold!
- Fozzie Bear: It's not cold.
- Snowman: Can I come in and warm up?
- Fozzie Bear: Okay, so it's cold.”“- Kermit the Frog: Another crisis solved.
- Robin the Frog: Yeah, there sure are a lot of us here.
- Kermit the Frog: Well, all families start to come together.
- Robin the Frog: We always get together at Christmas.
- Kermit the Frog: Yeah, life would just pass in a blur if it weren't for times like this.”“- Turkey: Where's my room?
- Gonzo: If you're not careful, it'll be in the oven. See you at dinner.”“- Snowman: But it's always cold at Christmas.
- Fozzie Bear: Ah, Christmas. Time for Santa Claus and his eight prancing rein-bear.
- Snowman: That's reindeer.
- Fozzie Bear: No, that's snow, darling!!”“- Doc: You promised me a nice, quiet Christmas!
- Animal: Peace on Earth! Give me presents!”“You don't have to explain, Doc. If there's one thing Piggy knows, it's how to make an entrance.”
“- The Great Gonzo: Camila's my girlfriend!
- Turkey: You've gotta be kiddin'. You're not even a bird!
- The Great Gonzo: Well, nobody's perfect.”“- Doc: Excuse me! You promised me a nice, quiet Christmas.
- Emily 'Ma' Bear: You think you're disappointed? I just took three months of surfing lessons for zip.”“- Doc: Aw, that was fun! Even weirdos are cute when they're babies.
- The Great Gonzo: I knew you'd learn to love us!
- Doc: I didn't say that.”“- Emily 'Ma' Bear: There. Fozzie's stocking is hung by the mantle so Santa will bring him a present.
- Fozzie Bear: Aw, Ma, this is embarrassing. I mean, I'm not a cub anymore, I'm a grown bear.
- Emily 'Ma' Bear: Oh. Well, I'll take it down.
- Fozzie Bear: Oh no, I didn't say that.”“I don't care if the turkey said the dog was a turkey! The dog is not the turkey! The turkey's the turkey, you turkey!”
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