“Adventureland” quotes

(2009)

Title Adventureland
Year 2009
Director Greg Mottola
Genre Drama, Comedy, Romance

Interpreted by

All actors – Jesse Eisenberg, Kelsey Ford, Michael Zegen, Ryan McFarland, Jack Gilpin, Wendie Malick, Matt Bush, Todd Cioppa, Stephen Mast, Kristen Wiig, Bill Hader, Martin Starr, Adam Kroloff, Kristen Stewart, Kevin Breznahan, Marc Grapey, Ryan Reynolds, Paige Howard, Dan Bittner, Moe Slinger, Jesse Slinger, Jack Baldwin, Barret Hackney, Margarita Levieva, Kimisha Renee Davis, Russell Steinberg, Andrew Ransom, Joe Sanderson, Cliff Chien, Rob Orr, Eric Schaeffer, Vanessa Hope, Josh Pais, Mary Birdsong, Gennaro DiSilvio, Alexis Ferrante, Joe Pawlenko, Zachary Palmer, Declan Baldwin, Ian Harding, Ashtin Petrella, Amy Landis, Janine Viola, Alana Hixson, Erin Cappiccie, , Cristina Aloe, Jeremy Ambler, Tony Amen, Elysia Annacini, Aaron Bernard, Minda Briley, Evan Alex Cole, Caroline Collins, Matt Croyle, Joe Dolan, Dave Eveler, Joe Forgione, Jeffrey Jones, William Kania, Lisa Lamendola, Stephanie Macdougall, Zach Markel, Sean P. McCarthy, David Dale McCue, Christopher Mele, Doug Michaels, Jeremy Moon, Jackson Nunn, Jared Pfennigwerth, Krista Ream, Brenna Roth, Brandee Sanders, Logan C. Sayre, Cory Tucek, Blase Ward, Michael Wendt

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“- Sue O'Malley: What are you majoring in?
- Joel: Russian literature and Slavic languages.
- Sue O'Malley: Oh wow, that's pretty interesting. What career track is that?
- Joel: Cabby, hot dog vendor, marijuana delivery guy. The world is my oyster.”
Paige Howard - Sue O'Malley
Martin Starr - Joel
[Tag:career, unemployment, university]
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“What's the point of being a writer or an artist anyway? Herman Melville wrote fuckin' Moby Dick, he was so poor and forgot by the time he died that in his obituary they called him Henry Melville. You know, like why bother? They're just going to forget our fuckin' names anyway.”
Martin Starr - Joel
[Tag:forgetfulness, popularity]
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“- Joel: Oh my God, look at the shape of her ass. It's a platonic ideal. That ass is a higher truth. Look, look at that little portal of light, just below her crotch, right where the thigh meets the pudendum.
- James Brennan: The pudendum? Are you pre-med?
- Joel: I'm telling you, man, I've had dreams about that diamond-shape portal.”
Martin Starr - Joel
Jesse Eisenberg - James Brennan
[Tag:body]
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“- James Brennan: Jesus Fucking Christ! They play this song like 20 times a day!
- Joel: Fucking sadists. Fucking sadists!”
Jesse Eisenberg - James Brennan
Martin Starr - Joel
[Tag:music]
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“You know, my dad's a lawyer. It's been his life-long dream for his daughter to work at Adventureland.”
Kristen Stewart - Em Lewin
[Tag:career, daughter, father]
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- Joel: "Audentes Fortunas Juvat", Fortune Favors the Bold. Virgil said that.
- Em Lewin: I'm sure Virgil had Bionic Mutant in mind.
Martin Starr - Joel
Kristen Stewart - Em Lewin
[Tag:heroes, literature, luck]
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“My theory is you can't just avoid everybody you screw up with. You can trust me on that because I'm a New Yorker.”
Jesse Eisenberg - James Brennan
[Tag:argument, dislike, new york]
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“I'm an atheist, maybe more of a pragmatic nihilist I guess or an existential pagan if you will...”
Martin Starr - Joel
[Tag:atheism, religion]
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- James Brennan: I think somebody was trying to write "Satan Lives" on that wall but they spelled it "Satin Lives".
- Em Lewin: One of those textile worshiping cults, no doubt.
Jesse Eisenberg - James Brennan
Kristen Stewart - Em Lewin
[Tag:advertising, writing]

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