“Amazon Women on the Moon” quotes
(1987)Joe Dante
directed this movie
in 1987
Title Amazon Women on the Moon
Year 1987
Directors Joe Dante, Carl Gottlieb, Peter Horton, John Landis, Robert K. Weiss
Genre Sci-Fi, Comedy
Year 1987
Directors Joe Dante, Carl Gottlieb, Peter Horton, John Landis, Robert K. Weiss
Genre Sci-Fi, Comedy
Plot – An old man ends up in television where he's thrown from a program to another and he cannot come back home. A guy is harassed and killed by his appliances. A mother wants to hug her baby but she has to struggle against an eccentric doctor. A playboy is discredited in front of some girls. The son of the ''Invisible Man" is arrested because he wanders naked. Henry Silva talks about the possibility that Jack the Ripper was actually the monster of Loch Ness. A commercial exalts a special type of carpet that can be used on the skulls of bald. A very young boy tries to buy a condom with great embarrassment. A guy purchases a porn tape and when he tries to watch it, he's involved in the erotic performance. In the end some astronauts return to Earth with a beautiful Amazon woman while the Moon bursts.
All actors – Arsenio Hall, Donald F. Muhich, Monique Gabrielle, Lou Jacobi, Erica Yohn, Debby Davison, Rob Krausz, Phil Hartman, Corey Burton, Michelle Pfeiffer, Peter Horton, Griffin Dunne
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“Did you know that every 7 minutes, a black person is born in this country with no soul?”
“Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. Why do Jewish guys die before their wives? They want to.”
“Being invisible is the best.”
“In conclusion, I'd like to say congratulations, Harvey. Rigor mortis is the closest you've ever come to a hard-on in 15 years.”
“I do feel for his widow, Bernice. That was a romantic marriage. She learned everything about sex from a manual. Immanuel was their gardener.”
“Safety and good mileage are the two things I looked for in a new car. That's why I bought a Volvo stationwagon.”
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