“An Extremely Goofy Movie” quotes

- Goofy: This is yours.
- Max: No, Dad. This is for you. Read the inscription.
- Goofy: "I might not be your little boy anymore, but I'll always be your son."

Bill Farmer - Goofy
Jason Marsden - Max Goof

“It is endemic of our culture, that those of large stature are overlooked, except by vultures. With no regard for the depth of our feelings, the passion of our hearts, the beauty of our moments.”
Rob Paulsen - P.J. Pete

“- Goofy: Did you brush your teeth?
- Max: Uh-huh.
- Goofy: Comb your hair?
- Max: Yeah, Dad.
- Goofy: Did you put on clean underwear?
- Max: Dad!!”
Bill Farmer - Goofy
Jason Marsden - Max Goof

“As long as you know that four quarters equals a simolean, you'll survive.”
Jim Cummings - Pete

“- Goofy: Listen, son, that there X-Games fiddle-fadle may be all well and fun, but remember, you're going off to college to make something of yourselves.
- Max: Exactly!
- Goofy: You'll get a degree and the world will be your clam.
- Max: Uh, oyster, Dad?
- Goofy: Oh, No, thanks. I'm saving room for wienies.”
Bill Farmer - Goofy
Jason Marsden - Max Goof

This place puts the "rage" in "outrageous."
Pauly Shore - Bobby Zimmeruski

“- Sylvia: If a certain someone truly cared about another someone, you would think that the certain someone would show up for a certain special dinner, or at least apologize for not showing up, or even call or... something!
- Goofy: Oh, you're right. I'm so sorry. I let my head get so filled up with fiddle-faddle that I plumb lost track of...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bebe Neuwirth - Sylvia Marpole
Bill Farmer - Goofy

“- Goofy: It's gonna be a long time before you see your old man again. What, maybe Christmas?
Max: Ah, Dad, it'll go by fast. Not too fast, I hope.”
Bill Farmer - Goofy
Max Goof - Max Goof

“Don't you get it? I'm trying to get away from you! I'm not a little kid anymore! Now just leave me alone, and get your own life!”

Jason Marsden - Max Goof

“One day you're changing their diapers, the next they're leaving for college.”
Bill Farmer - Goofy

“You slay me, tiger. You are the fly in my soup. You are the eyelash in my eye. You are so busy blowing out bad vibes in every direction that we are all choking on your second-hand smoke!”
Vicki Lewis - Beret Girl

“- Max: Gentlemen, welcome to the first day of the rest of our lives!
- Bobby: That's pretty deep. You get that line off a bumper sticker?”
Jason Marsden - Max Goof
Pauly Shore - Bobby Zimmeruski

“- Max: Do you realize going off to college means no more well meaning, but totally smothering, overprotective, doting, a-hyuck-ing dads?
- P.J.: Yeah, well... yours, at least. My dad's been counting down the days until he can turn my room into a bowling alley.”
Jason Marsden - Max Goof
Rob Paulsen - P.J. Pete

“Admit defeat and defeat will surely admit you into permanent custody, my man.”

Vicki Lewis - Beret Girl