“Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging” quotes

“Look, I can't go out with you, because... because... because I'm a lesbian.”
Georgia Groome - Georgia Nicolson

“- Wet Lindsay: And what are you supposed to be, an obese leprechaun?
- Georgia Nicolson: Anyone can see I'm a stuffed olive.
- Wet Lindsay: Stuffed is right!”

Kimberley Nixon - Wet Lindsay
Georgia Groome - Georgia Nicolson

“- Wet Lindsay: Robbie, this is your last chance. It's either her, sad olive girl who gets everything wrong, or me, the woman who's so perfect for you.
- Robbie: Georgia's perfect too. She's just a perfect nutter.”
Kimberley Nixon - Wet Lindsay
Aaron Taylor-Johnson - Robbie

“If you haven't noticed I am a woman now. I wear a bra!”
Georgia Groome - Georgia Nicolson

- Robbie: I wrote a song about you.
- Georgia Nicolson: Really?
- Robbie: Yeah. It's called "Bitch in Uniform".
Aaron Taylor-Johnson - Robbie
Georgia Groome - Georgia Nicolson

“I don't care anymore about looking perfect, it's so overrated! I don't need a nose job or blond hair, cos my sex-god boyfriend likes me just the way I am!”
Georgia Groome - Georgia Nicolson