“Animal House” quotes

(1978)
Movie Animal House
Title Animal House
Year 1978
Director John Landis
Genre Comedy
Plot – In 1962 two young freshmen, Eric and Kent, want to join the famous 'Omega club', but its leaders try in every way to humiliate them. The two are forced to fall back on the shabby 'Delta club', by which they are successfully integrated. While the two clubs struggle one against the other through big parties and bad jokes, Eric, Kent and all the Delta members risk the expulsion because of their bad conduct. They plan the most incredible "Toga Party" in the university's history to save themselves.
All actors – Tom Hulce, Stephen Furst, Mark Metcalf, Mary Louise Weller, Martha Smith, James Daughton, Kevin Bacon, John Belushi, Douglas Kenney, Chris Miller, Bruce Bonnheim, Karen Allen, James Widdoes, Tim Matheson, Peter Riegert, Bruce McGill, Joshua Daniel, Donald Sutherland, John Vernon, Junior, Cesare Danova, Sunny Johnson, Verna Bloom, Sarah Holcomb, Stacy Grooman, Stephen Bishop, Otis Day, Eliza Roberts, Lisa Baur, Aseneth Jurgenson, Katherine Denning, Raymone Robinson, Robert Elliott, Reginald Farmer, Jebidiah R. Dumas, Priscilla Lauris, Rick Eby, John Freeman, Sean McCartin, Helen Vick, Rick Greenough, , Maida Belove, Judith Belushi-Pisano, Robert Cray, Lorraine Furst, Elizabeth Huff, Tracy K. Shaffer, Fred Simonds, James 'Izzy' Whetstine
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  • “They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!”
    James Widdoes - Robert Hoover
    [Tag:theft]
  • “Food fight!”
    John Belushi - John Blutarsky
    [Tag:fighting, food]
  • Most recently of all, a "Roman Toga Party" was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion so profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here.
    Mark Metcalf - Doug Neidermeyer
    [Tag:disgust, party]
  • “Toga! Toga!”
    John Belushi - John Blutarsky
    [Tag:party]
  • “- Eric Stratton: Mandy, Mandy Pepperidge. I haven't seen you since we...
    - Mandy Pepperidge: Go away!
    - Eric Stratton: I'm sorry, I can only stay a minute. Can I buy you some lunch? Oh, you got your lunch. Well, how about some milk? Got your milk too. Can I just massage your thighs while you eat?
    - Mandy Pepperidge: Do I have to leave?
    - Eric...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Tim Matheson - Eric Stratton
    Mary Louise Weller - Mandy Pepperidge
  • “- Larry Kroger: Ok, so that means that our whole solar system could be like one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being Giggle. This is nuts! That means that one tiny atom in my fingernail could be...
    - Dave Jennings: ...could be one tiny little universe!
    - Larry Kroger: Can I buy some pot from you?”

    Tom Hulce - Larry Kroger
    Donald Sutherland - Dave Jennings
    [Tag:drugs, universe]
  • “- Dean Vernon Wormer: Have you boys seen your grade point averages yet? Well, have you?
    - Robert Hoover: I have, sir. I know it's a little below par...
    - Dean Vernon Wormer: It's more than a little below par, Mr. Hoover. It stinks! It's the lowest on campus. It's the lowest in Faber history!”

    John Vernon - Dean Vernon Wormer
    James Widdoes - Robert Hoover
    [Tag:results, school]
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