“Anything Else” quotes
(2003)
Woody Allen
directed this movie
in 2003
Title Anything Else
Year 2003
Director Woody Allen
Genre Comedy, Romance
Year 2003
Director Woody Allen
Genre Comedy, Romance
All actors – Woody Allen, Jason Biggs, Fisher Stevens, Anthony Arkin, Danny DeVito, Christina Ricci, KaDee Strickland, Jimmy Fallon, Diana Krall, William Hill, Stockard Channing, Maurice Sonnenberg, Kenneth Edelson, David Conrad, Joseph Lyle Taylor, Erica Leerhsen, Adrian Grenier, Anthony J. Ribustello, Ray Garvey, Wynter Kullman, Zach McLarty, Ralph Pope, , James Babbin, William E. Corcoran, Carson Grant, David Jefferson, Charles LaPlaca, Greg Orvis, Melisanne Russo, Frank Stellato, Eric Tonken
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“Remind me, please, to put him on my Christmas list, if I could figure out how to make a letter bomb.”
As you go through life there will be no shortage of people who will tell you how to live. They'll have all the answers for you. Don't argue with them. Say "Yes, that's a brilliant idea", and then do what you want.
“If you take very good care of your styptic pencil and dry it after every shave, it will last longer than most relationships that you're in.”
“If you have to steal, steal from the best.”
“I was just saying how strange life is, how it's full of inexplicable mystery.”
“There's nothing wrong with being afraid. We were meant to be afraid. That's why you gotta build a survival kit!”
“You're a writer, you have a gift. You should have a girlfriend who's helpful and encouraging.”
“Have you ever dialed 9-1-1? It's like trying to get a mortgage.”
“Never trust a guy who fumbles for the check, you know who wants to get the check, gets it.”
“I feel like committing suicide, but I've got so many problems, that wouldn't solve them all.”
“If a guy comes out onstage at Carnegie Hall and throws up, you can always find some people who will call it art.”
“What you don't know, won't hurt you, it'll kill you.”
Since the beginning of time people have been frightened, unhappy, scared of death, scared of getting old, and there's always been priests, shamans, shrinks around to tell 'em: "I know you're frightened, but I can help you. Of course, it is going to cost you a few bucks". But they can't help you because life is what it is.
“Whenever you're right, strive for originality.”
“You chose psychoanalysis over real life? Are you learning disabled?”
“I try to give them a little culture now and then so they don't beat each other to death with bicycle chains all the time.”
“You think quantum physics has the answer? What purpose does it serve for me that time and space are exactly the same thing?”
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