“Attack of the Killer Tomatoes” quotes

“We have to convince the little housewife out there that the tomato that ate the family pet is not dangerous!”
Al Sklar - Ted Swann

“Nobody is closer to power then the press secretary for the president.”
George Wilson - Jim Richardson

“Last year, more people were killed by automobile accidents, heart attacks, lung cancer, and natural causes combined than by any one tomato.”

“- Dr. Nokitofa: Technically, tomatoes are fags.
- Dr. Morrison: He means fruits.”
Paul Oya - Dr. Nokitofa
Byron Teegarden - Dr. Morrison

“I can say without fear of contradiction, that under no circumstances, and at no time has that current administration expended any public money whatsoever for the purchase of the fluffy flower print toilet paper.”
George Wilson - Jim Richardson

“The President does tend to expect the impossible.”
George Wilson - Jim Richardson

Today the president closed the nation's last remaining submarine base at Groton, Connecticut. When asked why he had made the startling decision the president responded, "Those funny little black ships just keep sinking anyway".
Jim Hess - TV Reporter

“- Lt. Wilbur Finletter: My God! It's Adolf Hitler!
- Mason Dixon: This is Sam Smith. He's our undercover expert. He's only disguised as Adolf Hitler.”
J. Stephen Peace - Lt. Wilbur Finletter
David Miller - Mason Dixon

“- General: You'd better bring a coat Mr. Richardson, there's a little Jap in the air.
- Dr. Morrison: He means nip.”
Byron Teegarden - Dr. Morrison