“Bachelor Party” quotes

(1984)

Title Bachelor Party
Year 1984
Director Neal Israel
Genre Comedy

Interpreted by

Tom Hanks

Plot – Rick, a young school bus driver, decides to get married. His friends are crazy and jovial guys and want to celebrate his bachelor party in the luxuriest hotel of the city, partying with alcohol, music and girls. Debbie, Rick's girlfriend, isn't entirely convinced about their plan, but Rick promises her not to run wild. On the other hand, Debbie as well is organizing her party with her best friends, but her former boyfriend Cole is managing to ruin everything.

All actors – Tom Hanks, Tawny Kitaen, Adrian Zmed, George Grizzard, Barbara Stuart, Robert Prescott, William Tepper, Wendie Jo Sperber, Barry Diamond, Gary Grossman, Michael Dudikoff, Bradford Bancroft

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“- Rudy: Let's have a bachelor party with chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze!
- Gary: Yeah! Yeah! All the things that make life worth living for!”
Barry Diamond - Rudy
Gary Grossman - Gary
[Tag:party, prostitution, wine and spirits]
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“- Debbie Thompson: Are there gonna be girls at the party?
- Rick Gassko: No... it's a 'stag' party, and that means that the 'does' stay home!
- Debbie Thompson: I'm not talking about the 'does'. I'm talking about hookers.”
Tawny Kitaen - Debbie Thompson
Tom Hanks - Rick Gassko
[Tag:party, prostitution, sex]
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“This is the food prison riots are made out of.”
Tom Hanks - Rick Gassko
[Tag:disgust, food]
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“- Rick Gassko: Diagnoses?
- Dr. Stan Gassko: Medically speaking?
- Rick Gassko: Yes.
- Dr. Stan Gassko: Whacked out of his brains on drugs.”
Tom Hanks - Rick Gassko
William Tepper - Dr. Stan Gassko
[Tag:doctors, drugs]
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“- Cole Whittier: Mr. Thompson... Mrs. Thompson... Debbie... and...
- Rick Gassko: Bond. James Bond.”
Robert Prescott - Cole Whittier
Tom Hanks - Rick Gassko
[Tag:greeting, quotations]
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“Not that I'm complaining, but I usually don't like my filth this clean!”
Tom Hanks - Rick Gassko
[Tag:complaining, pornography]
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“I wish I had someone I could really respect. Hey, look at the cans on that bimbo!”
Adrian Zmed - Jay O'Neill
[Tag:hypocrisy, respect]
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“- Gary: Are you the pimp?
- Rajah: Yes.
- Gary: You look like Gandhi!
- Rajah: I've got girls to sit on your face.”
Gary Grossman - Gary
Sumant - Rajah
[Tag:prostitution, similarity]
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“Rick, I want Debbie. You dump her and I'll give you cash. Ten thousand dollars, plus a G.E. toaster over, a Litton microwave, a Cuisinart, Michelin tires, brand new, a set of Sears' best metric tools...”
Robert Prescott - Cole Whittier
[Tag:break-up, bribe, love]
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“- Debbie Thompson: Rick, you promise you won't fool around at your bachelor party?
- Rick Gassko: I swear on my mother's grave.
- Debbie Thompson: Your mother's still alive.
- Rick Gassko: Well, if I go back on my word, I'll kill her.”
Tawny Kitaen - Debbie Thompson
Tom Hanks - Rick Gassko
[Tag:killing, mother, promises]
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Attention, passengers, we are now leaving Nun Central and are beginning our journey to Hell and beyond. The captain has turned off the "no smoking" sign, and you may now move about the cabin freely.
[kids start screaming, reading "Playboy", and gambling]
Thank you for being Catholic, and for choosing the Saint Gabriel's School Bus.
Tom Hanks - Rick Gassko
[Tag:children, christians]

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