“Back to the Beach” quotes

- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: What does "we" mean?
- Bobby:I think it's the plural form, meaning "more than one". Would you like me to conjugate that for you, Pop? Do you know what "conjugate" means, Dad?
Frankie Avalon - Frankie, the Big Kahuna
Demian Slade - Bobby

“- Annette: Did you boys have a nice time?
- Bobby: We met these really weird looking guys with really bad attitudes and they were incredibly rude and dangerous and they wanted to kill us! It was so cool!
- Annette: Well, as long as you had fun.”
Annette Funicello - Annette
Demian Slade - Bobby

“- Annette: I've always sort of wanted to be the bad girl...
- Connie: Impossible. But I'll tell you something. You sure have wasted an incredible pair of hooters.”
Annette Funicello - Annette
Connie Stevens - Connie

- Troy: They serve a drink here called "The Stunned Mallet" and serve it in a coconut shell. You know, I once saw a woman drink one of these, get completely naked, and do 'the Pony'... right on this table.
- Annette: And your point is?
- Troy: My point is I want to buy you... two of them.
John Calvin - Troy
Annette Funicello - Annette

“- Willy Gilligan: You know, I lived with a guy for years. A real genius. He could take a couple of these pineapples or a couple of coconuts with some strings and wire and make a nuclear reactor. But he couldn't fix a two-foot hole in a boat. Wanna hear the rest?
- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: No!
- Willy Gilligan: Maybe the Midwest is for me.”
Bob Denver - Willy Gilligan
Frankie Avalon - Frankie, the Big Kahuna

“You can tell the men from the boys by the price of their toys.”
John Calvin - Troy

“- Annette: He'll be back. I know that in my heart.
- Bobby: You know, you're awful sweet, Mom.
- Annette: And then I'll make him suffer.”

Annette Funicello - Annette
Demian Slade - Bobby

“- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: You look familiar. Have we met?
- Willy Gilligan: I don't think so. I've been away for a long time.
- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: Where? Prison?
- Willy Gilligan: No, worse then that. A tropical island in the Pacific. There were chicks there, but you couldn't touch them. Wanna hear about it?
- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: No!”
Frankie Avalon - Frankie, the Big Kahuna
Bob Denver - Willy Gilligan

- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: What does that mean, "We're not in"?
- Annette: Wild guess? I think it means they're not in.
- Bobby: Boy, it's quite a piece of dialogue when you intellectual masterminds get together! I should be writing this down!
Frankie Avalon - Frankie, the Big Kahuna
Annette Funicello - Annette
Demian Slade - Bobby

“- Dick Dale: You're asking me if I, Dick Dale, can play Venus?
- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: Yes.
- Dick Dale: No.”
Dick Dale - Dick Dale
Frankie Avalon - Frankie, the Big Kahuna

- Michael: We tried to figure where to take you last night, but you kept saying, "Why, oh, why, oh, why did I ever leave Ohio?".
- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: That's a damn good question.
Tommy Hinkley - Michael
Frankie Avalon - Frankie, the Big Kahuna