“Bandits” quotes
(2001)
Title Bandits
Year 2001
Director Barry Levinson
Genre Drama, Comedy, Crime, Romance
Year 2001
Director Barry Levinson
Genre Drama, Comedy, Crime, Romance
Plot – Joe and Terry are inmates in the Oregon penitentiary and manage to escape. During the getaway through California, they rob several banks to finance what they call "a new life". Unfortunately things complicate as Kate Wheeler, a housewife tired of her every day life, appears on their way. She wants to join their gang. Gradually Joe and Terry fall in love with her, while Kate loves them both.
All actors – Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton, Cate Blanchett, Troy Garity, Brían F. O'Byrne, Stacey Travis, Bobby Slayton, January Jones, Azura Skye, Peggy Miley, William Converse-Roberts, Richard Riehle, Micole Mercurio, Scott Burkholder, Anthony Burch, Sam Levinson, Scout LaRue Willis, Tallulah Belle Willis, John Evans, John Harrington Bland, Cindy Goldfield, Heather Mathieson, Erin-Kate Whitcomb, Kim Bogus, Michael X. Sommers, Rich Sickler, Michael Birnbaum, Joe Unitas, Rick Shuster, Jennifer York, José Guillermo García, Alfred De Contreras, Peter Weireter, Kerry Kilbride, Jane Velez-Mitchell, Mia Lee, Louis Mullen-LeRay, Peter Hutchison, Maya Rossi, Joan Palmateer, Giulio Magnolia, Rose Aispuro, Carrie Casano, Jaye K. Danford, Darryl D. Stewart, Greg Wilmarth, Norman Fessler, Tony Gracia, Ethan Hoyt, Tia Hunnicutt, Frederick E. Kowalo, Rocky LaRochelle, Troy Martin, Amy Maxwell, James Olea, Eric Parkinson, Peter Quartaroli, John-Clay Scott, Sven-Ole Thorsen, Sherrie La'Marr Wheeler
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“- Terry Collins: You know the hardest thing about being smart?
- Joe Blake: No.
- Terry Collins: I always pretty much know what's gonna happen next. There's no suspense.”“Of course, if you are expecting the unexpected... well, then it really isn't unexpected anymore... and that leaves you vulnerable to the truly unexpected... because you're not expecting it.”
“- Policeman: Where's Dottie?
- Terry Collins: Who?
- Policeman: The drive-up girl.
- Terry Collins: Oh, yes, Dottie. Of course. She's... sick.
- Policeman: Sick with what?
- Terry Collins: Vaginitis. She's been suffering from an abnormal vaginal discharge. You know the common symptoms, a viscous fluid, usually associated with... uh... vaginitis.”“- Harvey Pollard: I don't know. Kate's a special lady.
- Terry Collins: Kate is an iceberg waiting for the Titanic.”“- Terry Collins: I noticed you got a gold watch.
- Joe Blake: It's an 18 karat gold watch.
- Terry Collins: I don't give a shit how many karats it is.
- Joe Blake: 36 grand. It's no big deal.
- Terry Collins: Did you ever think about asking someone for the time? It's a lot cheaper.”“Kate, you should choose. What's it gonna be? Mr. Action Figure Hero Guy? Or brains, and sensitivity, and a lot of other things I could name. So in other words: me or that guy?”
“Love is a wish you hide in your heart that no one else knows.”
“You're gonna knock over a bank with a Magic Marker? What are you gonna do, write on 'em?”
“- Terry Collins: Kate, I - I'm a desperate man.
- Kate Wheeler: Desperate?
- Terry Collins: Yes.
- Kate Wheeler: You don't know the meaning of the word. Desperate is when you wake up in the morning and you wish you hadn't. It's knowing that every time you get behind the wheel of a car you're only a tree away from ending the empty charade that...” (continue)(continue reading)“I don't want to rob banks for the rest of my life! The stress level is just too damn high.”
“- Kate Wheeler: You can't just step in front of a moving car and expect it to stop!
- Terry Collins: Yes you can! I've seen it done!”
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