“Beerfest” quotes
(2006)
Title Beerfest
Year 2006
Director Jay Chandrasekhar
Genre Comedy
Year 2006
Director Jay Chandrasekhar
Genre Comedy
Plot – After the death of grandfather Johann, his grandsons Jan and Todd leave for Monaco to disperse his ashes during Oktoberfest, following the family's tradition. However they take part in a secret competition, the Beerfest, where they are offended by Baron Wolfgang von Wolfhausen. Determined to get revenge, Jan and Todd return to USA to set up a team to participate to the next Beerfest.
All actors – M.C. Gainey, Paul Soter, Erik Stolhanske, Cloris Leachman, Jürgen Prochnow, Cameron Scher, Owain Yeoman, Tom Tate, Allan Graf, Chris Moss, Bjorn Johnson, Kevin Heffernan
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“I once saw him fart a plum... I was plum surprised.”
“- Barry Badrinath: Oh man, that's the most disgusting thing I've ever drank.
- Landfill: I doubt that very much, playboy”“I don't think sitting on a rooftop drinking ram's piss is the way to go. We should get out there, and mix it up with some randoms.”
“- Great Gam Gam: What happened to you?
- Jan Wolfhouse: Oh, I, uh, accidentally walked into a wall... the Berlin Wall...”“We are not so different, Mr. Badrinath, you and I. I've had all kinds of things shoved up my ass, but I got over it, you will too.”
“I'm better when I'm drunk!”
“- Barry Badrinath: Hey Todd. About the old girlfriend. Can we bury the hatchet, buddy?
- Todd Wolfhouse: I don't know.
- Barry Badrinath: I mean it was a one night stand, right? I mean she wasn't even that good looking. A real dead fish, right? She just laid there and took it like a plastic fuck doll.
- Todd Wolfhouse: I happened to have married...” (continue)(continue reading)“Always bet on black.”
“I always sleep better with a little sausage in me.”
- Barry Badrinath: It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...
- Landfill: What's a ZJ?
- Barry Badrinath: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
- Steve "Fink" Finklestein: I've got $4.- Steve "Fink" Finklestein: I'll show you how to chug a beer, motherfucker, you fat fuckin' cow.
- Landfill: Uh oh! I think somebody's trying to chug in my face!- Steve "Fink" Finklestein: Somehow I cloned a batch of monkey frogs.
- Todd Wolfhouse: They hand out Nobel prizes for stuff like that?“I was in Thailand playing ping-pong in Ding Dang. I was in a real high stakes game in some opium den. Turns out the guys I was playing aren't the kind of guys who like to lose. After I beat 'em, they beat me. Worked me over pretty good. And this is hard to say... they held me down and shoved a ping-pong paddle up my ass. It's never been the...” (continue)(continue reading)
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