“Beverly Hills Ninja” quotes
(1997)
Dennis Dugan
directed this movie
in 1997
Title Beverly Hills Ninja
Year 1997
Director Dennis Dugan
Genre Action, Comedy
Year 1997
Director Dennis Dugan
Genre Action, Comedy
Plot – Haru has a dream, that is to be part of a group of aggressive and fearsome ninja. Unfortunately for him, he does not have the athleticism needed for it to become a formidable fighter. Basically, he is too clumsy. However, after overcoming considerable difficulties, he manages to be admitted to the group and during a mission in Los Angeles, he is finally able to show everyone what he is capable of.
All actors – Chris Farley, Nicollette Sheridan, Robin Shou, Nathaniel Parker, Soon-Tek Oh, Keith Cooke, Chris Rock, François Chau, Dale Ishimoto, Daming Chen, Burt Bulos, Curtis Blanck
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“Hey, nice coat. Who shot the couch?”
“The blackness of my belt is like the inside of a coffin on a moonless night.”
“- Haru: I am sure you would like to know who I am and what I do, but as part of my creed, I cannot tell you. See, my identity must remain mysterious and my mission secret, I cannot reveal it to you.
- Billy: Why not?
- Haru: Because I would then have to kill you.
- Billy: Daddy!
[runs to his dad, frightened]
- Billy: Daddy, he said he's gonna...” (continue)(continue reading)“- Haru: Oh I see you got the R2347ST Printing press. This thing came out the same time I was printing leaflets for the Shave the Whales Foundation.
- Martin Tanley: You mean Save the Whales.
- Haru: Oh is that what you did with them? Maybe it was starve the whales… starve the whales.”“A spy is like a gnat compared to a ninja.”
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