“Bio-Dome” quotes

“- Doyle Johnson: I don't want to have to eat you!
- Bud Macintosh: I don't want you to eat me either.”
Stephen Baldwin - Doyle Johnson
Pauly Shore - Bud Macintosh

“- Bud Macintosh: Russel! How'd you get a job?
- Russell: Fucking President Clinton.
- Doyle Johnson: You had sex with President Clinton?”
Pauly Shore - Bud Macintosh
Taylor Negron - Russell
Stephen Baldwin - Doyle Johnson

“- Monique: Russell, there are beer cans in the trash in the kitchen. There are beer cans in the trash in the bathroom. There are beer cans in the trash in the basement. What does that say?
- Russell: We're out of beer?”
Joey Lauren Adams - Monique
Taylor Negron - Russell

“- Young Doyle: Leave Bud alone, mom!
- Doyle's Mother: [holding Bud Macintosh's head underwater] I'm teaching Bud how to hold his breath underwater.
[pulls Bud Macintosh's head out]
- Doyle's Mother: Much better, Bud! Now let's try for three minutes.”
Robbie Thibaut Jr. - Young Doyle
Patricia Hearst - Doyle's Mother

“Miss? If you were yogurt, would you be fruit at the bottom or stirred?”
Stephen Baldwin - Doyle Johnson

“- Dr. Noah Faulkner: What do you guys want out of life?
- Bud Macintosh: To die and come back as a leotard.”
William Atherton - Dr. Noah Faulkner
Pauly Shore - Bud Macintosh

“- Bud Macintosh: Excuse me, miss? Did it hurt?
- Mimi: Did what hurt?
- Bud Macintosh: When you fell from heaven. Did it hurt?”
Pauly Shore - Bud Macintosh