“Black Christmas” quotes

“- Lauren Hannon: You know, you're a better sister to me than my own sister.
- Melissa: Yeah, and Dick Cheney is a better sister to you than your sister.”

Crystal Lowe - Lauren Hannon
Michelle Trachtenberg - Melissa

“- Heather Fitzgerald: I'm really not okay with any of this. I mean, buying a Christmas present for a serial killer?
- Melissa: No. You see, serial killers murder repeatedly for sexual thrill. Billy Lenz was a spree killer, dude just fucking lost it.”
Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Heather Fitzgerald
Michelle Trachtenberg - Melissa

“Santa's not coming for you. He was shot down by the Russians.”

Karin Konoval - Billy's Mother

“Christmas is more about warding off evil spirits than Halloween. What Christmas shit in this room resembles anything Christian, huh? It's all neo-pagan magic. Christmas tree, a magical rite ensuring the return of the crops.”
Crystal Lowe - Lauren Hannon

“- Melissa: Remember, this is the occasion for Clair and her sister and her mom to bury the hatchet and rediscover each other.
- Dana: I'd like to bury the hatchet with my sister... right in her head.”
Michelle Trachtenberg - Melissa
Lacey Chabert - Dana

“- Lauren Hannon: Go on, run home to daddy!
- Heather Fitzgerald: At least my family wants me home.”
Crystal Lowe - Lauren Hannon
Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Heather Fitzgerald