“Blades of Glory” quotes

(2007)
Movie Blades of Glory
Title Blades of Glory
Year 2007
Directors Josh Gordon, Will Speck
Genre Comedy, Sport
Plot – The ice skater Chazz is a coarse guy who always thinks about sex. Among the Olympic Games, the world championships and the brawls with his rival Jimmy, who dances wearing a bizarre costume peacock, Chazz faces a lifetime ban, but surprises are just around the corner.
All actors – Will Ferrell, Jon Heder, Will Arnett, Amy Poehler, Jenna Fischer, William Fichtner, Craig T. Nelson, Romany Malco, Nick Swardson, Scott Hamilton, Andy Richter, Greg Lindsay
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  • “- Fairchild Van Waldenberg: Two men skating together? And in our division, no less! Why, Stranz? Why is God singling us out to the greatest suffering the world has ever known?
    - Stranz Van Waldenberg: I don't know, sis; those two are just a couple of freaks.
    - Fairchild Van Waldenberg: Yeah, and the media loves freaks.”

    Amy Poehler - Fairchild Van Waldenberg
    Will Arnett - Stranz Van Waldenberg
  • “Troubled childhood? If you consider a 9 year old kid with a 35 year old girlfriend troubled.”
    Will Ferrell - Chazz Michael Michaels
  • “- Katie Van Waldenberg: No, I'm not spying for you again.
    - Stranz Van Waldenberg: We're just asking you to discreetly tape their practice routines.”

    Jenna Fischer - Katie Van Waldenberg
    Will Arnett - Stranz Van Waldenberg
  • “If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin. That's how much you mean to me...”

    Will Ferrell - Chazz Michael Michaels
  • “All right, this is gonna stop right now! From here on out, you guys are a team. Do you understand? You are going to eat together, sleep together, you are going to pee together, you're gonna file a joint income tax return.”

    Craig T. Nelson - Coach
  • “- Katie Van Waldenberg: I am not going to have sex with Chazz!
    - Stranz Van Waldenberg: Come on, Katie. Do the honorable thing here.”

    Jenna Fischer - Katie Van Waldenberg
    Amy Poehler - Fairchild Van Waldenberg
    Will Arnett - Stranz Van Waldenberg
    [Tag:immorality, sex]
  • “- Fairchild Van Waldenberg: Nothing breaks up a team faster than...
    - Stranz Van Waldenberg: Herpes! Uh... jealousy.”

    Amy Poehler - Fairchild Van Waldenberg
    Will Arnett - Stranz Van Waldenberg
    [Tag:jealousy, team]
  • “- Chazz Michael Michaels: The night is a very dark time for me...
    - Jimmy MacElroy: It's dark for everyone, moron!
    - Chazz Michael Michaels: Not for Alaskans or dudes with night vision goggles!”

    Will Ferrell - Chazz Michael Michaels
    Jon Heder - Jimmy MacElroy
    [Tag:darkness, night]
  • “I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything!”
    Will Ferrell - Chazz Michael Michaels
    [Tag:addiction, sex]
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