“Bravo Two Zero” quotes

“I wasn't afraid. I was depressed.”
Sean Bean - Andy McNab

“We're soldiers. It's my profession and I'm proud of it. Nobody said you had to be crap at it. As for the men who tortured us, they had a job to do as well. It's just that some of them enjoyed it a but too much. If I met any of them in the street tomorrow, and thought I could get away with it, I'd slot them.”
Sean Bean - Andy McNab

“The psychiatrists turned up to check us for signs of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Turned out they were more strung-out than we were.”
Sean Bean - Andy McNab

“Dinger. Ex-Para, Chain smoker. Comment? My God, my country, my Harley Davidson. Not necessarily in that order.”

Steve Nicolson - Dinger

- Baz: Hey, Ding... is there an apostrophe in "we're"?
- Dinger: As in what?
- Baz: As in "we're in the shit".
- Dinger: Oh, yes.
Ian Curtis - Baz
Steve Nicolson - Dinger

“- Dinger: Did you know that Saddam Hussein is an anagram of 'He's a sad nudist'?
- Andy McNab: Where did the 'M' go?
- Dinger: I swapped it for a 'T'.
- Andy McNab: You can't do that.
- Dinger: Well I just did.
- Andy McNab: That's not right.”
Steve Nicolson - Dinger
Sean Bean - Andy McNab

“Every soldier hopes for a major war in his lifetime. This one was mine.”
Sean Bean - Andy McNab

“This is your nuclear, biological, and chemical protection suit, and bibs. Just think of it as a large condom with legs.”
Robert Hobbs - Stan

“- Dinger: Why did you join the Army?
- Andy McNab: To keep out of trouble.
- Dinger: So your thought if you joined up they'd be no more trouble?
- Andy McNab: Best thing I ever did. Never been in trouble since.”
Steve Nicolson - Dinger
Sean Bean - Andy McNab

“If the Iraqis didn't kill us, the weather was going to.”
Sean Bean - Andy McNab