“Bubba Ho-Tep” quotes
(2002)
Title Bubba Ho-Tep
Year 2002
Director Don Coscarelli
Genre Comedy, Horror, Fantasy, Mystery
Year 2002
Director Don Coscarelli
Genre Comedy, Horror, Fantasy, Mystery
All actors – Bruce Campbell, Ossie Davis, Ella Joyce, Heidi Marnhout, Bob Ivy, Edith Jefferson, Larry Pennell, Reggie Bannister, Daniel Roebuck, Daniel Schweiger, Harrison Young, Linda Flammer
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“Is there finally and really anything to life other than food, shit and sex?”
“I felt my pecker flutter once, like a pigeon havin' a heart attack, then lay back down and remain limp and still. Of course, these days even a flutter was kinda reassurin'.”
“Where'd my youth go? Why didn't fame hold off old age and death? Why the hell did I leave the fame in the first place and do I want it back, and could I have it back? And if I could, would it make any damned difference?”
“Always the questions. Never the answers. Always the hopes... never the fulfillments.”
- Elvis Presley: Now the two key words for tonight - "caution" and "flammable".
- Jack: Also "watch your ass".“- Jack: No time for regrets, Elvis. We were the best fathers we could be under the circumstances.
- Elvis Presley: Yeah, I guess, no time for regrets. We got business to take care of.”- Callie: Why would you want to leave all that fame, Mr. Presley? All that money?
- Elvis Presley: I don't know. 'Cause they got old. The woman I loved, Priscilla, she was gone. The rest of the women... were just women. I mean, the music wasn't even mine anymore. Hell, I wasn't even me anymore, just this thing they made up. And my "friends"...... (continue)(continue reading)“- Jack: He had me on the floor and had his mouth over my asshole!
- Elvis Presley: A shit eater?
- Jack: I don't think so. He was after my soul. Now you can get that out of any major orifice of a person's body. I read about it.
- Elvis Presley: Oh, yeah? Where, man? Hustler?”“The revealing of her panties wasn't intentional or unintentional. She just didn't give a damn. She saw me as so physically and sexually non-threatening, she didn't mind if I get a bird's eye view of her love nest. It was same to her as a house cat sneaking a peek.”
“Here I was complainin' about loss of pride and how life had treated me, and now I realized... I never had any pride. And much of how life had treated me had been good.”
“- Elvis Presley: Ask not what your rest home can do for you. Ask what you can do for your rest home.
- Jack: Hey, you're copying my best lines!
- Elvis Presley: Then let me paraphrase one of my own. Let's take care of business.”
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