“But I'm a Cheerleader” quotes

“- Joel: What about foreplay?
- Mary Brown: No! Foreplay is for sissies! Real men go in, unload and pull out!”
Joel Michaely - Joel
Cathy Moriarty - Mary Brown

“- Megan: I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! Oh my god... they were right. I'm a homo.
- Mary Brown: Congratulations, Megan. You have just taken your first step in your true direction!”
Natasha Lyonne - Megan
Cathy Moriarty - Mary Brown

“Don't you see how sad and pathetic you all are? Always wanting something you can't have. If I catch you looking at another man like that ever again, you'll be watching sports... the whole weekend!”
RuPaul - Mike

“- Lloyd: We're just trying to provide you all with a balanced perspective, to see that there are options. In the end, it's up to you whether you choose to live a...
- Larry: Lie.
- Lloyd: Whether you want to be who you are or keep it hidden is really more what we're about.
- Megan: So you run like, the underground homo railroad.”
Wesley Mann - Lloyd
Richard Moll - Larry
Natasha Lyonne - Megan

“- Hilary: This is where we sleep, but there's no inappropriate behavior allowed.
- Megan: Inappropriate? Like swearing?
- Graham: No, inappropriate like fucking.”
Melanie Lynskey - Hilary
Natasha Lyonne - Megan
Clea DuVall - Graham

“- Jan: I mean, everybody thinks I'm this big dyke because... 'cause I wear baggy pants, I play softball, and... and I'm not as pretty as other girls, but that doesn't make me gay. I mean, I like guys. I can't help it. I just want a big fat wiener up my...
- Andre: Amen, sister.”
Katrina Phillips - Jan
Douglas Spain - Andre

“It's your choice: you can run off with Megan and turn into a raging bull-dyke, or you can do the simulation and graduate and lead a normal life.”
Cathy Moriarty - Mary Brown

“- Joel: I... I mean, you're more than just a sissy. You're nice and... and clean and smart... and sexy and firm and luscious and...
- Andre: Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who's just proved himself straight tellin' my ass how sexy I am!”
Joel Michaely - Joel
Douglas Spain - Andre

“- Megan: I'm not supposed to like you.
- Graham: But?
- Megan: I wanna do that again.”

Natasha Lyonne - Megan
Clea DuVall - Graham

“- Megan: Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good.
- Graham: Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good.”
Natasha Lyonne - Megan
Clea DuVall - Graham

“It's really easy to be a prude when you're not attracted to him, isn't it?”
Melanie Lynskey - Hilary