“Buying the Cow” quotes

“- Mike Hanson: You should stop drinking.
- Girl in Bar: Why? I just got here.
- Mike Hanson: Because you're driving me home.”
Ryan Reynolds - Mike Hanson

“There is no such thing as the one. It's more of a mind boggling whole hell of a lot of potential ones. That should be comforting, it's actually pretty terrifying. We would all like to kick back and wait for some magical force to show us who we should spend the rest of our lives with. But the truth is, there isn't a lightning bolt that slaps you...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jerry O'Connell - David Collins

- Nicole: That's when you need to say, "Buddy boy, it's time to shit or get off the pot".
- Sarah: And I would be the "shit" part of that analogy?
Annabeth Gish - Nicole
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Sarah

- Mike Hanson: How did you figure it out?
- Bar Patron: After a string of girlfriends, a couple ex-wives, and a Great Dane or two. I started thinking, "Hey, maybe it's me".
Ryan Reynolds - Mike Hanson
Louis E. Rosas - Bar Patron

“Wow! A dollar! Now I can quit stripping, go back to vet school, and save my sick pony.”

Alyssa Milano - Amy

“- Jonesy: You're still not telling us everything.
- David Collins: Of course not, you're my friends.”
Bill Bellamy - Jonesy
Jerry O'Connell - David Collins

“Always a best man, never a man.”
Ryan Reynolds - Mike Hanson

“A blind man could smell your love.”
Ryan Reynolds - Mike Hanson