“Cabin Boy” quotes

(1994)
Movie Cabin Boy
Title Cabin Boy
Year 1994
Director Adam Resnick
Genre Comedy, Romance, Adventure
Plot – Nathaniel Mayweather is a rich and snobbish student who's about to travel to Hawaii where his father owns a hotel. For a simple mistake, instead of embarking on the right ship, Nathaniel finds himself on a dirty schooner, the "Filthy Whore", populated by a quintet of surly sailors ready to haunt him. The worst comes when the boat approaches to the island known as Hell's Bucket.
All actors – Chris Elliott, Ritch Brinkley, James Gammon, Brian Doyle-Murray, Brion James, Melora Walters, I.M. Hobson, Alex Nevil, David H. Sterry, Bob Elliott, Edward Flotard, Jim Cummings
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“Cabin Boy” Quotes 10 quotes
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    “- Trina: Are you sure this is what you want?
    - Nathanial Mayweather: Yeah! I am sure. I've permanently yanked the silver spoon from my mouth, and I buried it 6,000 miles beneath the Earth's crust. I mean, figuratively speaking, of course. I mean, who could do such a thing? That would be insane.”
    Melora Walters - Trina
    Chris Elliott - Nathanial Mayweather
    [Tag:choice, originality]
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    “- Skunk: We're just here to catch fish and stink.
    - Paps: Mostly the latter.”
    Brian Doyle-Murray - Skunk
    James Gammon - Paps
    [Tag:fishing, stink]
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    “- Nathanial: I love sitting up here, looking at those bright, twinkly things in the sky, I forget their technical name.
    - Trina: Stars.
    - Nathanial: Whatever.”
    Chris Elliott - Nathanial Mayweather
    Melora Walters - Trina
    [Tag:name, stars]
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    “- Nathanial Mayweather: Cappy, tell me about all of this. Tell me about the sea. What does it mean to you?
    - Captain Greybar: Basically, money. I come from six generations of seamen all with the same goal in life: catch fish, sell 'em, get drunk, and get laid.”
    Chris Elliott - Nathanial Mayweather
    Ritch Brinkley - Captain Greybar
    [Tag:fishing, goals, sailors]
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    “- Nathanial Mayweather: Paps, you've been like the drunken, abusive grandfather I never had.
    - Paps: Ah, stop that. You'll have my glass eye foggin' over.”
    Chris Elliott - Nathanial Mayweather
    James Gammon - Paps
    [Tag:affection, emotion, father]
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    “- Trina: What happened to you?
    - Nathanial Mayweather: Well, let's just say I've finally shed my feminine side, like a snake sheds its fur.”
    Melora Walters - Trina
    Chris Elliott - Nathanial Mayweather
    [Tag:changing]
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    “When I go ashore and get my pay, I'll go and meet my Essie May. She'll hike her skirt and toss her shoe. She'll clean my pipes, my buddies' too. Don't need a church to find my way 'cause I've found heaven with Essie May.”

    Ritch Brinkley - Captain Greybar
    [Tag:happiness, love]
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    “I just don't get it! She seems totally uninterested in me, despite my smothering obsessiveness!”
    Chris Elliott - Nathanial Mayweather
    [Tag:obsession, rejection]
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    Now I know what you're thinking. "What could be stranger than a big fatass floatin' cupcake?". Heh. How about one that spits tobacco?
    Jim Cummings - Cupcake
    [Tag:originality]
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    - Mulligan: Do you know what I do to guys who quote unquote "sleep" with my wife?
    - Nathanial Mayweather: Talk about your discomfort over a cup of hot cocoa?
    - Mulligan: Clooooooooose. I cut off their heads with a nail clipper.
    Mike Starr - Mulligan
    Chris Elliott - Nathanial Mayweather
    [Tag:threat, wife]
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