“Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death” quotes
(1989)
Title Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
Year 1989
Director J.F. Lawton
Genre Comedy, Romance, Horror, Adventure, Action
Year 1989
Director J.F. Lawton
Genre Comedy, Romance, Horror, Adventure, Action
All actors – Shannon Tweed, Bill Maher, Karen M. Waldron, Adrienne Barbeau, Brett Stimely, Barry Primus, James MacKrell, Paul Ross, Vicky Varner, Alan David Gelman, Pat Crawford Brown, Christopher Doyle
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“Bunny, you don't have to live your life to please me. The important thing is that you're happy. And as for what I've taught you, well, listen, I've always believed that every woman should get as much education and intellectual stimulation as possible, and that she should develop her mental abilities to their utmost potential.”
“- Dr. Margo Hunt: Well, they make baked goods, sew their own clothes, and they leave out handicrafts for the Piranha Women. And, in return, they don't eat them! Kind of a symbiotic relationship.
- Jim: Kind of an idiotic relationship is more like it!”“- Dr. Margo Hunt: Dr. Kurtz, I'm unfamiliar with the academic guidelines at Radcliffe, but I would think any major university would consider warring on the United States and eating prisoners of war a serious breach of ethics.
- Dr. Kurtz: Always the cautious scholar, huh, Dr. Hunt?”“- Dr. Kurtz: There's your sacrifice. If you wish to become a piranha woman you must first take his body, and then his life. What is your decision?
- Dr. Margo Hunt: I refuse to kill another human being in cold blood. However, in deference to your cultural traditions, I would be willing to have sex with him.
- Dr. Kurtz: Forget it! You want your...” (continue)(continue reading)“- Dr. Margo Hunt: The secret temple of the Piranha women. Their architecture is surprisingly advanced.
- Jim: It looks like a big lego to me.”“This is a war! A war between men and women. Anything short of cannibalism is just beating around the bush.”
Sometimes when I'm with a guy, I wish that he'd tie me up with red licorice ropes, and then spank me, and then he'd eat the ropes, and then he'd free me, and then we'd make love while the Philharmonic played "Bolero".
“I've avoided commitment because I'm afraid I'll be emotionally dominated by my lover or equally sad that I dominate him. I guess that seems kind of strange, huh?”
“In a way, Jim is right; I am afraid of men. My relationships have been, well, I've had a lot of one-night stands. A little to drink, you know, give myself an excuse, then I subconsciously fall for jerks I know I'll never be emotionally involved with. It's all so empty, passionless, really. I guess deep down I'm afraid that there can never be any...” (continue)(continue reading)
“I have a lot of fantasies about being tied up and spanked. I suppose it isn't very liberated, is it? What kind of fantasies do feminists have?”
“- Dr. Margo Hunt: They're an ancient commune of feminists, so radical, so militant, so left of center they... they eat their men.
- Bunny: Oh, that. Well, if I like a guy, I usually start at...
- Dr. Margo Hunt: They don't eat their men like that, Bunny.”“All you women have ever done is, what? Some French chick invented kryptonite, or something.”
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