“Cannonball Run II” quotes
(1984)
Title Cannonball Run II
Year 1984
Director Hal Needham
Genre Comedy, Action
Year 1984
Director Hal Needham
Genre Comedy, Action
Plot – A fake sheikh, actually the son of a mob boss, is giving away a staggering prize to the winner of a car race from Redondon Beack - the Californian Las Vegas - to Connecticut. All sort of romps, gags, cliches, grotesque incidents, loud stories, ridiculous abductions, incredible obstacles, appearances and disappearances of the fabulous "prize" - which is likely to fade out – happen during the competition, but Frank Sinatra – playing himself – will guarantee a happy ending to this messed up story.
All actors – Burt Reynolds, Frank Sinatra, Jamie Farr, Dom DeLuise, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Marilu Henner, Telly Savalas, Shirley MacLaine, Susan Anton, Catherine Bach, Foster Brooks
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“- Morris Fenderbaum: I've been called a lot of things but I had never been called a commie.
- Jamie Blake: I'm not even a democrat!”“Here is to good luck. May it all be mine.”
“- King: How come you have a blond, blue-eyed slave?
- The Sheik: He's an actor. Hasn't had a series in seven years.
- The Slapper: Nine.”“- King: I order you back to America to win the Cannonball Run. I give you one last chance because you are my only son with a driver's license.
- The Sheik: But, pop, there is no Cannonball Run this year.
- King: So, buy one.”“- Captain Chaos: J.J... Long time, no see.
- J.J. McClure: Nice to see you, Captain Chaos.”“- King: I warn you. Tomorrow's race is the last Cannonball I am financing. If you do not win, do not bother to come home.
- The Sheik: Father, don't worry! I can't lose! I have hired the winner of this Cannonball to be my co-driver in the next one. I would like you to meet him. I have told him so much about you.”“- J.J. McClure: What line did you say you were from?
- Betty: The Order of Imaculate Chastity.
- Victor: The Order of Imaculate Chastity? I read the Bible all the time. In fact, I once read the bible that was printed on the head of a pin. That was hard. But, I've never heard of the Order of Imaculate...
- Veronica: You have to read the New...” (continue)(continue reading)“- Jill, Lamborghini Babe: It'll be a weekend you'll never forget.
- Mechanic: All three of us?
- Marcie, Lamborghini Babe: It's gonna be a weekend you can tell your kids about. If they're all boys.”“- Jamie Blake: We're gonna die. We're gonna die, we're gonna die. What do you think they're gonna do to us?
- Morris Fenderbaum: I don't know what they're gonna do to you, but since Mr. T ain't here, I'll be too busy licking their boots to see.”“- Don Canneloni: The Rigatonis, the Tortellinis, the Fettuchinis, and even the Raviolis are bigger than we are. And why?
- Tony: High interest rates.
- Sonny: Acid rain.
- Slim: Japanese imports.”“- Don Canneloni: In the past, the Canneloni family was the most powerful of the families. We controlled drugs, prostitution, extortion, prostitution, gambling...
- Slim: Uh, you said 'prostitution' twice.
- Don Canneloni: Well, I like it.”“- Tony: We've put our heads together, and we've decided we're gonna rip off the Arab, on the road, during the car race.
- Don Don Canneloni: Oh, you put your heads together, huh? It must've sounded like a bowling alley.”“My aunt Millie took a vow of chastity. She had headaches all the time.”
“- Hymie Kaplan: Friend or foe?
- Arnold: Guess.”“- Marcie, Lamborghini Babe: Does it look bad?
- Mack: Not from where I'm standing.
- Jill: Oh, can you fix it then?
- Mack: Honey, I've got a tool that'll fix anything.”“For one thousand centuries, the Falafel Family has ruled the deserts with one thing: speed! We had the fastest camels and the fastest horses. And now, due to... you, know what we have the fastest planes, the fastest boats, and the fastest cars. Except for one: yours! Last year, I sent you to America for one simple task. So simple. To emblazen...” (continue)(continue reading)
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