“Can't Buy Me Love” quotes

“- Cindy Mancini: Are you high?
- Ronald Miller: I want to rent you.
- Cindy Mancini: You want to rent me?
- Ronald Miller: Yeah. You pretend you like me and we go out for a few weeks... and that will make me popular.
- Cindy Mancini: Just going out with me is not gonna make you popular.
- Ronald Miller: Well I have a thousand dollars that says...” (continue)(continue reading)
Amanda Peterson - Cindy Mancini
Patrick Dempsey - Ronald Miller

- Chuckie Miller: You nuked my brother.
- Cindy Mancini: What?
- Chuckie Miller: You took him from "geek" status to "king" status to no status.
- Cindy Mancini: Chuckie Miller, right? He resorted to sending his messenger boy?
- Chuckie Miller: Boy? I see no boy here.
- [Cindy puts powder on his face]
- Chuckie Miller: You think you shut me up?
-... (continue)(continue reading)
Seth Green - Chuckie Miller
Amanda Peterson - Cindy Mancini

“Cards with the tards. Who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and dorks?”

Seth Green - Chuckie Miller

“- Ronald Miller: I'm going to a party. John Richmond's, with Cindy Mancini.
- Chuckie Miller: Cindy Mancini? Senior, captain of the cheerleaders, most beautiful girl in the history of this county?
- Ronald Miller: That's her. Well, I'm late, gotta bolt.
- Chuckie Miller: Bolt? Something stinks in suburbia.”
Patrick Dempsey - Ronald Miller
Seth Green - Chuckie Miller

“- Barbara: Why wouldn't we go out with Ronald. I mean he's cute and sweet...
- Patty: And good...
[Cindy and Barbara stare at her]
- Patty: Come on, a lady never talks.
- Cindy Mancini: Well I'll have to remember that the next time I see one.”
Tina Caspary - Barbara
Darcy DeMoss - Patty
Amanda Peterson - Cindy Mancini

“- Ronald Miller: I just think it would be more fun to party with those guys our senior year... go to the games...
- Kenneth Wurman: We go to ALL the games.
- Ronald Miller: We sit in the visiting section Kenneth... at our own school.”
Patrick Dempsey - Ronald Miller
Courtney Gains - Kenneth Wurman

“You ignored the Donald Miller geek for seventeen years, now you want to ride the Ronnie Miller express!”
Patrick Dempsey - Ronald Miller

“- Patty: Are you into long distance relationships?
- Ronald Miller: No.
- Patty: Now, then why don't you reach out and touch someone?”

Darcy DeMoss - Patty
Patrick Dempsey - Ronald Miller

“I need to talk to you. Every time I call you're either taking a bath, washing your hair or you're out of the country. That was a good one, by the way.”

Patrick Dempsey - Ronald Miller

“Quinton is in! Let the fun begin!”

Cort McCown - Quint

“Nerds, jocks. My side, your side. Man, it's all bullshit. It's hard enough just trying to be yourself. I know cause I messed up. I tried to buy my way in. But Kenneth, he's not trying to buy anybody, he's just trying to make friends; being himself.”
Patrick Dempsey - Ronald Miller

“- Ronald Miller: What's his name, Biff?
- Cindy Mancini: Don't give me that! His name happens to be... Brett!
- Ronald Miller: Is there a difference?”
Patrick Dempsey - Ronald Miller
Amanda Peterson - Cindy Mancini

“Iris? Oh yeah, she's a big conquest. She's given more rides than Greyhound!”

Amanda Peterson - Cindy Mancini

“- Quint: I've learned to appreciate the finer things in life. I even travel with my own wine. You never know the quality you may encounter at a soiree.
- Fran: [smells the wine and coughs] Very classy.
- Quint: [takes a swig out of the wine bottle] Mm-hmm. I'm into class. It's my new thing.”
Cort McCown - Quint
Ami Dolenz - Fran

“- Ronald Miller: Here is the primate example. You raise a doll-chopping homicidal maniac, and what do you do every time you see him? You give him money. Great!
- Chuckie Miller: Chillin!
- David Miller: Shut up, Chuck!
- Chuckie Miller: I was talking to Ma!
- Rons Mom: Shut up, Chuck!”
Patrick Dempsey - Ronald Miller
Seth Green - Chuckie Miller
Dennis Dugan - David Miller
Cloyce Morrow - Judy Miller

“Didn't you take economics? You could have had me for $49.95.”
Corissa Miller - Transfer Girl

“- Rons Dad: [speaking to Ronald] I'm proud of you son. You worked, you earned, you saved...
- Chuckie Miller: You Ask! Hey big Dave, how about spottin' me a twenty to purchase some necessities!”
Dennis Dugan - David Miller
Seth Green - Chuckie Miller

“Even Bobby thinks we went out. Great, huh? Ha! All of you thought we were a couple. What a joke!... Ronald Miller paid me 1,000 bucks to pretend I liked him. What a deal, huh? $1,000 to go out with him for a month. This guy. Oh, God. He bought me. And he bought all of you. He was sick and tired of being a nobody. Yeah, and he said that all of...” (continue)(continue reading)
Amanda Peterson - Cindy Mancini

“- Patty: Didn't you like, used to mow our lawn?
- Ronald Miller: Yes, and you have the nicest pair of rhododendrons in town!
- Patty: Rhodo-who's?
- Cindy Mancini: Guys, I'll see you in home ec, OK?
- Barbara: What did he say?
- Patty: I don't care! Dig on his shirt...”
Darcy DeMoss - Patty
Patrick Dempsey - Ronald Miller
Amanda Peterson - Cindy Mancini
Tina Caspary - Barbara

Someday my wish is for him to hold me in his arms, in a sea of deep blue, together at last, together as two", ohhh that's beautiful, I didn't know you were a poet.

Patrick Dempsey - Ronald Miller

“Guys, take a look at my forehead: do you see a sign that says information?”
Amanda Peterson - Cindy Mancini

“- Patty: Cool outfit!
- Barbara: What a severe suede!
- Cindy Mancini: You guys, it's no big deal. Bobby sent it to me from Iowa. You know they have fine leathers down there.
- Patty: Oh, yeah. The best leathers come from Rome, Paris, and Des Moines!”
Darcy DeMoss - Patty
Tina Caspary - Barbara
Amanda Peterson - Cindy Mancini