“Cedar Rapids” quotes

“- Tim Lippe: She's not my mom. Okay? She's my girlfriend and we're basically pre-engaged.
- Dean Ziegler: My bad. Beautiful woman, in any case. Wait a minute, what's pre-engaged? 'Cause if i was pre-engaged, I would be pre-porking anything with a pulse.”
Ed Helms - Tim Lippe
John C. Reilly - Dean Ziegler

“One of the reasons I love Brown Valley so much is that when you do business here, chances are good you know the person you're dealing with.”

Ed Helms - Tim Lippe

- Tim Lippe: Do you realize I used to just stare at you when you were teaching us about the rainforests? And I would think "I wonder what Mrs. V looks like with her clothes off". And then we run into each other in line at True Value and here we are making love. It's like it was fate or something. Did you ever used to look at me and think dirty... (continue)(continue reading)
Ed Helms - Tim Lippe
Sigourney Weaver - Macy Vanderhei