“Chuck & Buck” quotes

“- Beverly Franco: How can I help you?
- Buck O'Brien: Um, do you put on plays here, and people come and see 'em?
- Beverly Franco: Well, this is a theater.”
Lupe Ontiveros - Beverly Franco
Mike White - Buck O'Brien

“We could play that game where I stick my dick in your mouth, and you stick your dick in mine... Chuck & Buck, Suck & Fuck!”

Mike White - Buck O'Brien

- Sam: Would we be playing it like little kids like... like "La-la-la. I'm a little kid?".
- Beverly Franco: Well, you wouldn't be playing it like a little retarded kid but yes, you would be acting youthful.
Paul Weitz - Sam
Lupe Ontiveros - Beverly Franco

“- Beverly Franco: About the script... I see it as a love story between Hank and Frank.
- Buck O'Brien: You do?
- Beverly Franco: Yeah. Don't you? It's like a homoerotic misogynistic love story.
- Buck O'Brien: Oh. Well, it is what it is. I don't know. I mean, I wanted to write something like... like the kind of things me and my friend used to do.”
Lupe Ontiveros - Beverly Franco
Mike White - Buck O'Brien

I wonder what her twat looks like. You ever wonder that? 'Cause sometimes she'll be talkin' to me and all I can think is "What's your twat look like? Why don't you show it to me you fuckin' bitch?". Yeah, I'm twisted. I got problems. I know I do.
Paul Weitz - Sam

“- Jolie: What do you do in L.A., Buck?
- Buck O'Brien: Nothing.
- Jolie: I know a lot of people who have that job. It's one of the better jobs you can have. I bet you're very good at it.”
Meredith Tucker - Jolie
Mike White - Buck O'Brien