“Class Reunion” quotes

“- Hubert Downs: Iris? Howdya like to marry me, huh?
- Iris Augen: Hubert! You mean it?
- Hubert Downs: Sure. We'll settle down, have a couple of kids.
- Iris Augen: Yeah, one like you and one like me!
- Hubert Downs: Perfect!”
Stephen Furst - Hubert Downs
Mews Small - Iris Augen

“One more move and she gets a hole where she doesn't need one.”

Blackie Dammett - Walter Baylor

“Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been one year since my last confession. Father, I have on occasion used foul language. I have lied, not just little white lies, but great, big, sinful ones. I shoplift all the time, Father.”

Marla Pennington - Mary Beth McFadden

“- Carl Clapton: You mean, when I fuck up as a man, the woman inside comes out?
- Chip Hendrix: Well look, now do you understand what l'm talking about?
- Carl Clapton: No. Man, have you ever thought of me as a woman?
- Chip Hendrix: No, but I have thought of you as a farm animal.”
Art Evans - Carl Clapton
Barry Diamond - Chip Hendrix

“Let me handle this. Walter, listen, you're making a big deal out of nothing. You're not unique, you know. Everyone in class had sex with your sister.”
Stephen Furst - Hubert Downs

“- Gary Nash: Meredith would you, I mean could you?
- Meredith Modess: Gary, are you asking me to marry you?
- Gary Nash: Yeah!
- Meredith Modess: Oh, yes, I'd love to be Mrs Gary, erm...?
- Gary Nash: Nash! Gary Nash!”
Fred McCarren - Gary Nash
Shelley Smith - Meredith Modess

“- Bunny Packard: Whoever has his hand where his hand shouldn't be please remove it... Hubert.
- Hubert Downs: Hey, Bunny, it's not my hand!”

Miriam Flynn - Bunny Packard
Stephen Furst - Hubert Downs

“Walter, if you come on down I promise if we're ever in the shower together again I won't snap your nuts with my towel.”
Stephen Furst - Hubert Downs

“My father didn't keep me out of Vietnam so that I could die in my own high school!”
Gerrit Graham - Bob Spinnaker

“- Chip Hendrix: What Carl Jung was trying to say is that trapped inside of each of us, there is a woman that comes out when we fuck up real bad.
- Carl Clapton: You mean, there's a woman trapped inside of me?
- Chip Hendrix: Yeah.
- Carl Clapton: A black woman or a white woman?
- Chip Hendrix: A Jewish woman.”
Barry Diamond - Chip Hendrix
Art Evans - Carl Clapton

“- Dr. Young: I know Walter Baylor intimately.
- Meredith Modess: Really? Well, did you know he was going to kill Milt?
- Dr. Young: Yes.
- Meredith Modess: Then why didn't you try to stop him?
- Dr. Young: I couldn't find a parking spot.”
Michael Lerner - Dr. Young
Shelley Smith - Meredith Modess

“I have an enormous collection of vibrators, Father. I have them in all assorted sizes. I have one that's in the shape of a crucifix. My God it's gorgeous. Oh my God, I put it up and put pictures up on the wall of all kinds of things.”

Marla Pennington - Mary Beth McFadden

“I'm an exhibitionist, Father. I like to expose myself to strangers, especially authority figures. I hold the neighborhood record for most repairmen satisfied in a single afternoon.”

Marla Pennington - Mary Beth McFadden