“Come to Daddy” quotes

“I'm kinda breaking the fourth wall here, but I have this theory: bad guys have eyes that look like raisins. Small and dark, you know?”
Garfield Wilson - Ronald Plum

“I'm not someone you can pigeonhole, if I'm completely honest. Do I produce blazing beats? Yes. Do I tinkle the ivories? Yes. Do I promote high-profile events pertaining to music and the performance of music? Yes.”
Elijah Wood - Norval Greenwood

“- Gordon: Just so you know, if you want to impress me, I like fight stories. Ever been in a fight?
- Norval Greenwood: No.
- Gordon: I have. I once accidentally kicked a guy's ear off. I didn't mean to, but the fucker flew off. I could see right into his skull. Good night.”
Stephen McHattie - Gordon
Elijah Wood - Norval Greenwood

“Semen contains more protein and nutrients than an ear.”
Elijah Wood - Norval Greenwood

“I fucked her. I fucked her in an abandoned factory, to be precise. But I lost my erection. Because from certain angles, she reminded me of Michael Heseltine. Michael Heseltine, if you're wondering, is a British politician from the 1980s.”
Michael Smiley - Jethro