“Condorman” quotes

“- Harry Oslo: Woody, you were hired because you're a civilian! Try to take it easy with the Bogart schtick.
- Woody Wilkins: OK. But leave me the coat, please? It gives me confidence.”

James Hampton - Harry Oslo
Michael Crawford - Woody Wilkins

“Krokov had a plan. It was a plan. Don't be stupid. Krokov thought you were a top agent. My defection was a ruse. To kidnap you. But now he knows you are nothing but a foolish dreamer who draws comic books, not worth the bullet to kill you.”

Barbara Carrera - Natalia

“- Natalia: I hate you.
- Krokov: I am going to save your life. Our story will be that your defection was a ruse to kidnap this Condorman. Our agencies in Monte Carlo and Yugoslavia have already been informed. The failure, however, will fall on Morovich. Of course, we will have to have him killed. We certaintly can't have him going off telling...” (continue)(continue reading)
Barbara Carrera - Natalia
Oliver Reed - Krokov

“Woody, you're a great cartoonist, and you're a great comic book writer - but you're a lousy bird.”

James Hampton - Harry Oslo

“- Natalia: They sent a top agent. He was good. Very smooth. And very tough. Almost as tough as you, Sergei.
- Krokov: And his name? Surely, when you were finding out how tough and how smooth he was, you found out his name?
- Natalia: He called himself Condorman.”
Barbara Carrera - Natalia
Oliver Reed - Krokov

“- Natalia: You pig! Do you think that things will ever be the same again between us?
- Krokov: For the moment, I don't care. But remember, Natalia, while you are here in this comfortable, but inpenetrable fortress, your every move will be watched.”
Barbara Carrera - Natalia
Oliver Reed - Krokov

“- Turkish waiter: Your order sir?
- Woody Wilkins: I'll have one of those.
- Turkish waiter: One Istanbul Express.
- Woody Wilkins: Yes. A double.
- Turkish waiter: A double? Nobody orders the double, sir!
- Woody Wilkins: Okay. Make it a triple.”
Michael Crawford - Woody Wilkins

“- Russ Devlin: I want you there, yesterday! Plan B.
- Woody Wilkins: What's Plan B, Harry?
- Harry Oslo: I don't know. But I hope to have it ready before you get to Yugoslavia.”
Dana Elcar - Russ Devlin
Michael Crawford - Woody Wilkins
James Hampton - Harry Oslo

“- Natalia: When I parted from Krokov, I promised myself I would never love again a man of deception. But now I know there is deception and deception...
- Woody Wilkins: I don't understand...
- Natalia: But I do.”

Barbara Carrera - Natalia
Michael Crawford - Woody Wilkins

“- Harry Oslo: Krokovk's got her. He's holding her at the embassy on the border of Monte Carlo.
- Woody Wilkins: We've gotta get to her, Harry!
- Harry Oslo: Woody, wait. We also got new orders. We've been ordered back to the U.S. The mission's considered a bust.
- Woody Wilkins: I can't go back. Not without Natalia. I love her, Harry.”

James Hampton - Harry Oslo
Michael Crawford - Woody Wilkins

“- Natalia: Harry, who are you?
- Harry Oslo: Huh?
- Natalia: Woody is Condorman, I am Laser Lady! Who are you?
- Harry Oslo: How'd ya find out?
- Natalia: The children here read comic books, too.
- Harry Oslo: Let's take a walk.”

Barbara Carrera - Natalia
James Hampton - Harry Oslo

“- Woody Wilkins: I've still got top rated clearance. That gives me access to anything I need, right?
- Harry Oslo: Woody, that was before we were ordered back to the states!
- Woody Wilkins: I don't care about orders! Tell them you couldn't find me in time!
- Harry Oslo: I can't do that, Woody.
- Woody Wilkins: All that matters, is Natalia.”

Michael Crawford - Woody Wilkins
James Hampton - Harry Oslo

“- Woody Wilkins: What about all that stuff about me being a... foolish dreamer who draws comic books, huh?
- Natalia: Did I say that?
- Woody Wilkins: Uh huh.
- Natalia: Laser Lady would say anything to save the man she loves.”
Michael Crawford - Woody Wilkins
Barbara Carrera - Natalia

“- Natalia: When I go to America reading the Sunday funnies, and eating my Big Mac, and planning for the senior prom...
- Woody Wilkins: You may have missed the prom...
- Natalia: ...I would like it very much, if I could pick up my American telephone, call my friend Woody, and say... come over and be diplomatic with me.
- Woody Wilkins: I'll...” (continue)(continue reading)
Barbara Carrera - Natalia
Michael Crawford - Woody Wilkins