“Cops and Robbersons” quotes

(1994)
Movie Cops and Robbersons
Title Cops and Robbersons
Year 1994
Director Michael Ritchie
Genre Comedy, Crime, Thriller
Plot – Norman Robberson, a crime TV series fan, leads a chilled life with his wife Helen and his sons Cindy, Kevin and Billy. One day Osborn, a dangerous counterfeiter, becomes his neighbor. With Norman’s help, two policemen - Jake Stone and Tony Moore - decide to spy him, because the criminal has to meet up with Fred Lutz, an important boss. The collaboration is complicated and Norman is clumsy and inattentive: he looks for the money into Osborn’s house. The criminal becomes suspicious and bumps into Norman’s house as well, forcing the man to introduce Jake and Tony as family members. Then, Norman takes advantage of Jake’s documents to arrest the waiter who always gives him bad donuts, but fortunately he turns out to be a most wanted car thief. Meanwhile, Lutz kidnaps the policemen and the family members. At the end of an intense fight, Lutz surrenders, Tony marries Cindy and Jake becomes a friend of the family.
All actors – Chevy Chase, Jack Palance, Dianne Wiest, Robert Davi, David Barry Gray, Jason James Richter, Fay Masterson, Miko Hughes, Richard Romanus, Sal Landi, Ronald L. Schwary, Jack Kehler
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  • “- Lt. Jake Stone: You arrested a waiter?
    - Norman Robberson: Jake, he was rude.
    - Lt. Jake Stone: Norman, you can't arrest people for being rude. If you could, all of New York City would be on Death Row.”

    Jack Palance - Jake Stone
    Chevy Chase - Norman Robberson
  • “- Norman Robberson: Do you know what smoking does to you? It stunts your growth, it yellows your teeth and blackens your lungs. Is that what you want? To be a yellow toothed midget with lung cancer?
    - Kevin Robberson: I'm keeping my options open.”

    Chevy Chase - Norman Robberson
    Jason James Richter - Kevin Robberson
    [Tag:smoking]
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