“Crimewave” quotes

“- Nancy: I'm not that kind of girl!
- Renaldo 'the Heel': Well, with a little practice you could learn to be.”
Sheree J. Wilson - Nancy
Bruce Campbell - Renaldo 'The Heel'

“- Renaldo 'the Heel': Well, maybe I'm a heel.
- Vic Ajax: Maybe I'm a guy who hates heels.
- Renaldo 'the Heel': Maybe I'm a heel who hates guys who hate heels.”
Bruce Campbell - Renaldo 'The Heel'
Reed Birney - Vic Ajax

“- Girl in bar: You're cute.
- Renaldo 'the Heel': Keep talkin', baby. Maybe you'll tell me something I don't already know.”
Bruce Campbell - Renaldo 'The Heel'

“I've never seen you here before. I like that in a woman.”
Bruce Campbell - Renaldo 'The Heel'

“Hey baby, why don't ya come on over to my pad. We'll have a scotch and sofa.”
Bruce Campbell - Renaldo 'The Heel'

“- Vic Ajax: Hello, Colonel. How are you this evening?
- Colonel Rodgers: Adequate. One mother-lovin' hell of a storm comin.' Know how I can tell? Steel plate in my head. Yes sir, Korea was no picnic.”
Reed Birney - Vic Ajax
Emil Sitka - Colonel Rodgers