“Date Movie” quotes

(2006)
Movie Date Movie
Title Date Movie
Year 2006
Directors Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg
Genre Comedy, Romance
All actors – Alyson Hannigan, Adam Campbell, Sophie Monk, Eddie Griffin, Meera Simhan, Fred Willard, Jennifer Coolidge, Marie Matiko, Judah Friedlander, Carmen Electra, Tony Cox, Mauricio Sanchez, Beverly Polcyn, Valery M. Ortiz, Charlie Dell, Dana Seltzer, Tom Lenk, Scott Bridges, Tom Fitzpatrick, Susse Budde, Josh Meyers, Nadia Dina Ariqat, Nick Steele, Edward Moss, Jasen Salvatore, Diane Klimaszewski, Elaine Klimaszewski, Lil' Jon, Michael F. Brooks, Worthie Meacham, Nancy Anderson, Allison Kyler, Anthony Natale, Andrea Ferrell, Chris Harrison, Nina Avetisova, Brittany Buckner, Michelle Lang, Connor Lewis, Joni Avery, Mark Chadwick, Jeff Danoff, Jinxers, Gian Franco Tordi, Matt Austin, Helena Barrett, Aldo Gonzalez, Priscilla Leona Horne, Cohl Kenneth Klop, Mindie McCullum, Sonia Rockwell, Laurence Todd Rosenthal, Vanessa Vander Pluym
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“Date Movie” Quotes 7 quotes
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    “- Frank Jones: I'll be... watching you. If you do anything to corrupt my daughter...
    - Grant Funkyerdoder: You'll bring me down to Chinatown?
    - Frank Jones: Chinatown? I'll take your bitch ass to 134th street... bust you in the head with a pipe.”
    Eddie Griffin - Frank Jones
    Adam Campbell - Grant Funkyerdoder
    [Tag:threat]
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    “- Roz Fockyerdoder: It's a vaginal thermometer. It's been in our family for generations.
    - Linda Jones: It lets you know when your ovulating.
    - Roz Fockyerdoder: And if you wanna keep it a lucky one, don't ever wash it.”

    Jennifer Coolidge - Roz Fockyerdoder
    Meera Simhan - Linda Jones
    [Tag:genitalia, women]
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    “- Grant Funkyerdoder: If you still love me the way I love you, meet me where Meg Ryan met Tom Hanks.
    - Julia Jones: On the internet?”
    Adam Campbell - Grant Funkyerdoder
    Alyson Hannigan - Julia Jones
    [Tag:internet, love, meeting]
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    “Grant told me you were pretty, but he didn't mention that you were flat-chested. How cute.”
    Sophie Monk - Andy
    [Tag:breast, judgment]
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    “- Frank Jones: I was wrong about Grant. He's really a nice guy. He even liked you when you were butt-ugly.
    - Julia Jones: How do you...?
    - Frank Jones: I saw it in your flashback.”
    Eddie Griffin - Frank Jones
    Alyson Hannigan - Julia Jones
    [Tag:body, love, ugliness]
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    “- Julia Jones: Well, we want a traditional wedding. Something simple yet elegent.
    - Jell-O: Yo! I know exactly the place. Muy romantico! Taco Butt. Think outside my buns.
    - Julia Jones: It's not quite what we had in mind.”
    Alyson Hannigan - Julia Jones
    Valery M. Ortiz - Jell-O
    [Tag:marriage, place]
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    “- Julia Jones: You had me at hello.
    - Grant Funkyerdoder: I'm just a girl. Standing in front of a boy. Asking him to love her.”
    Alyson Hannigan - Julia Jones
    Adam Campbell - Grant Funkyerdoder
    [Tag:love, meeting, request]
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