“Date Night” quotes

(2010)
Movie Date Night
Shawn Levy directed this movie in 2010
Title Date Night
Year 2010
Director Shawn Levy
Genre Comedy, Crime, Romance, Thriller
All actors – Steve Carell, Tina Fey, Mark Wahlberg, Taraji P. Henson, Jimmi Simpson, Common, William Fichtner, Leighton Meester, J.B. Smoove, Kristen Wiig, Mark Ruffalo, James Franco, Mila Kunis, Bill Burr, Jonathan Morgan Heit, Savannah Paige Rae, Nick Kroll, Olivia Munn, Gal Gadot, Lauren Weedman, Darren Le Gallo, Jaye Razor, Gillian Vigman, Chayim Frenkel, Jon Bernthal, Ari Graynor, Will i Am, Sho Brown, Jahnel Curfman, Stella Angelova, Joe Starr, John Cenatiempo, Katie Gill, Michelle Galdenzi, Stacey Scowley, Lourdes Regala, Hal Devi, Dani Playel, Kat Howland, Alandrea Martin, Sabella Shake, January Adams, Jeff Barry, Samantha Bee, Michael Bennett, Rachel Bernstein, Theo Breaux, Rich Campbell, Etalvia Cashin, Michelle Celeste, Natalie Cohen, Peter Conboy, Tracy Dali, Tony DeSean, Evans Forlidas, Jim Garrity, Jeff Grossman, Chris Haemmerle, Jason Jones, Vivian Khouri, Dianne Kwon, Ray Liotta, Karina Michel, Kate Rogal, Dylan Saccoccio, John J. Schneider, Woody Schultz, Paul Thornton, Nikki Tomlinson
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“Date Night” Quotes 9 quotes
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    “- Phil Foster: What'd you learn in school today?
    - Oliver Foster, Charlotte Foster: Nothing.
    - Phil Foster: Oh, fantastic. Won't have to pay for college.”
    Steve Carrell - Phil Foster
    Jonathan Morgan Heit - Oliver Foster
    Savannah Paige Rae - Charlotte Foster
    [Tag:learning, school]
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    “Everything you're doing, I'm doing in heels. I just want you to know that.”

    Tina Fey - Claire Foster
    [Tag:clothes, women]
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    “- Detective Arroyo: So what's your story?
    - Claire Foster: Just a boring married couple from New Jersey.”
    Taraji P. Henson - Detective Arroyo
    Tina Fey - Claire Foster
    [Tag:boredom, marriage]
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    “- Phil Foster: We are going to die.
    - Claire Foster: I don't want the kids to live with your mother.
    - Phil Foster: What?
    - Claire Foster: She's awful.”

    Steve Carrell - Phil Foster
    Tina Fey - Claire Foster
    [Tag:parents]
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    “- Phil Foster: I'd do it again you know?
    - Claire Foster: What, tonight? No, it was very dangerous.
    - Phil Foster: No, not tonight. Us. You, me, the kids, all of it. I'd do it again. I'd choose you every time.”

    Steve Carrell - Phil Foster
    Tina Fey - Claire Foster
    [Tag:choice, love]
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    “- Phil Foster: No, no, no, no, no. I can't do this.
    - Claire Foster: Yeah, you can. Because you are a beautiful and amazing man, and the father of my children, and you are gonna get in there and work that pole like a runaway.”
    Steve Carrell - Phil Foster
    Tina Fey - Claire Foster
    [Tag:ability, self-confidence]
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    “- Phil Foster: Holy mama, look at these prices.
    - Claire Foster: If we are gonna pay this much for crab, it better sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid.”

    Steve Carrell - Phil Foster
    Tina Fey - Claire Foster
    [Tag:fish, price, singing]
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    “I say, we sit back and relax and enjoy a spread of their finest fruits of the sea.”
    Steve Carrell - Phil Foster
    [Tag:enjoyment, rest]
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    “- Haley Sullivan: And I wanna get it on with three guys at the same time, 'cause I can!
    - Claire Foster: Three guys at once? That's a nightmare. That is literally a recurring stress dream that I have. I can only think of jobs for two. Oh, no, I got it.
    - Haley Sullivan: Yeah, there's that one.”
    Kristen Wiig - Haley Sullivan
    Tina Fey - Claire Foster
    [Tag:dreams, sex, stress]
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