“Deadpool” quotes
(2016)
Title Deadpool
Year 2016
Director Tim Miller
Genre Comedy, Adventure, Action
Year 2016
Director Tim Miller
Genre Comedy, Adventure, Action
Plot – Wade Wilson was a member of the special forces. He has been subjected to an illegal experiment and has gained accelerated healing powers. As Deadpool, he's become a mercenary. In addition to his abilities, he has a cynical and twisted sense of humor. Deadpool is the most unconventional character of Marvel Comics and his mission is to chase the man who has almost destroyed his life.
All actors – Ryan Reynolds, Karan Soni, Ed Skrein, Michael Benyaer, Stefan Kapicic, Brianna Hildebrand, Style Dayne, Kyle Cassie, Taylor Hickson, Ayzee, Naika Toussaint, Randal Reeder, T.J. Miller, Isaac C. Singleton Jr., Morena Baccarin, Justyn Shippelt, Donna Yamamoto, Jed Rees, Hugh Scott, Gina Carano, Cindy Piper, Emily Haine, Aatash Amir, Chad Riley, Paul Belsito, Darcey Johnson, Leslie Uggams, Kyle Rideout, Jason William Day, Stan Lee, Ben Wilkinson, Rachel Sheen, Paul Lazenby, Rob Hayter, , Brad Archie, Heather Ashley Chase, Fabiola Colmenero, Victoria De Mare, John Dryden, David Hardware, Matthew Hoglie, Tony Chris Kazoleas, Greg LaSalle, David Longworth, Felix J. Micklewhite, Michael Neumeyer, Sean Quan, Anthony J Sacco, Olesia Shewchuk, Bronwyne Sloley, Dave Walden, Dan Zachary
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“You can't buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes!”
“Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness.”
“Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible... and completely unfuckable.”
“I'm a bad guy who is paid to fuck up worse guys.”
“- Deadpool: And you are?
- Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Negasonic Teenage Warhead.
- Deadpool: Negasonic Teenage... what the shit? That's the coolest name ever!”“- Wade: [Looking at a text from Ajax] What is that?
- Weasel: That's the shit emoji. You know the turd with the smiling face and the eyes? I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long.”“- Wade: Do you like what you see?
- Weasel: No. You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado.”“Your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas. Can I come and visit you between the holidays?”
“- Blind Al: Looks aren't everything.
- Deadpool: Looks are everything! Ever heard Dave Beckham speak? It's like he mouth-sexed a can of helium. You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on a superior acting method?”“Now, I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late '90s.”
“- Weasel: Have you decided what you're gonna say to her?
- Wade: [to self] Fuck me!
- Weasel: Uh, maybe not start with that.”“- Deadpool: Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the the whole world taste like Daffodil Daydream. So you gotta hold onto love... tight! And never let go. Don't make the same mistakes I did. Got it?
- Dopinder: Yeah.
- Deadpool: Or the whole world tastes like Mama June after hot yoga.
- Dopinder: Sir, what does Miss Mama June taste...” (continue)(continue reading)“I didn't ask to be super, and I'm no hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a fucking superhero.”
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