“Deadtime Stories” quotes

- Goldi Lox: Hi, my name is Goldi. Actually, it's Golda. I was born during the Six-Day War.
- Judith "MaMa" Baer: Isn't she sweet, Papa? She'll be like the daughter we never had.
- Goldi Lox: You'll be like the parents I brutally slaughtered!
Cathryn de Prume - Goldi Lox
Melissa Leo - Judith 'MaMa' Baer

- Uncle Mike: Once upon a time, there was a little girl named "Rachel". Actually, she wasn't all that little. She was a hot-looking high school senior with deep blue eyes, and fine, firm breasts and...
- Little Brian: That's not the way Mommy tells it!
- Uncle Mike: Shut up, that's the way I tell it.
Michael Mesmer - Uncle Mike
Brian DePersia - Little Brian

“With all this permissive sex, and recreational violence, it's no wonder this country is in the mess it's in. I mean, it's like the old saying: when you lay down with dogs, you get up with puppies!”
Bob Trimboli - Lt. Jack B. Nimble

“- Willie (Werewolf): Lady, let me in!
- Grandma: You go away! I got a meat cleaver here, and I know how to use it!”
Matt Mitler - Willie (Werewolf)
Fran Lopate - Grandma