“Diary of a Mad Black Woman” quotes
(2005)
Title Diary of a Mad Black Woman
Year 2005
Director Darren Grant
Genre Drama, Comedy, Romance
Year 2005
Director Darren Grant
Genre Drama, Comedy, Romance
Plot – Helen and Charlie have everything in life: beautiful clothes, the house of their dreams and plenty of money. They have been married for 18 years and are the symbol of the perfect couple. Or so it seems. Charles in fact has a lover and decides to evict Helen from their house. The woman finds herself without a roof and a dollar in her pocket, so she has nothing to do but restart her life. Helen asks help to her grandmother Medea, a smart old lady who keeps the gun always at hand.
All actors – Kimberly Elise, Steve Harris, Tyler Perry, Shemar Moore, Lisa Marcos, Tamara Taylor, Cicely Tyson, Terrell Carter, Carol Mitchell-leon, Avery Knight, Vickie Eng, Tiffany Evans
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“- Joe: I've got Viagra.
- Myrtle: Oh yeah? Well I’ve got mace.”- Myrtle: That’s what he said “Peace be still”.
- Madea: Well, you know what? Peace is always still around me ‘cause I keeps me what they call “a piece of steel”. As long as you’ve got a piece of steel you gonna have peace. Load your steel! Thank you Jesus!“When you smile, my world is alright.”
“Love is stronger than any addiction.”
“- Helen: Women love hard.
- Brian: And men don't?
- Helen: Not like women do.
- Brian: We may not love as easy but when we love, we love hard.”“I'll be at church when they get a smoking section.”
“- Madea: He hit me... and I didn't even know how mad I was until I saw him in his casket, he's eight feet under.
- Myrtle: Six feet, that's how they bury people, Madea, six feet under.
- Madea: That's what I'm trying to say, I thought I was over what he did to me until I saw him at the funeral, I was so mad I beat him down two more feet.”“I'm not bitter. I'm mad as hell.”
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