“Dirt Merchant” quotes

“- Holly So Tightly: Johnny, Eric, Bart... they didn't love me. All they wanted was sex!
- Dirt Merchant: You're a fucking porn star. What the hell do you expect?
- Holly So Tightly: I'm not a whore! Like help put my career, some real respect, and maybe a half decent orgasm once in a while!”
Jenna Jameson - Holly So Tightly
Danny Masterson - Dirt Merchant

“- Dirt Merchant: Unbelievable!
- Holly So Tightly: What is?
- Dirt Merchant: You've humped half of my record collection.”

Danny Masterson - Dirt Merchant
Jenna Jameson - Holly So Tightly

...And how does it feel to be called "the biggest star fucker in the business"?

Lisa Arch - XTV Reporter

“You have the right to shut up. Anything you say, can and will piss me off! If you can't afford a shyster attorney, we will assign you an overworked loser, who doesn't give a shit and will screw up your case anyway. Now, do you understand your rights?”

Brion James - Detective Harry Ball

Watching her reminded me of something Sly would have said: "There's no such thing as fake tits".

Danny Masterson - Dirt Merchant

- James Earl: Detective Harry Ball?
- Detective Harry Ball: Who the hell is this?
- James Earl: Just call me "Deep Throat".
- Detective Harry Ball: You expect me to swallow that?

Lee Arenberg - James Earl
Brion James - Detective Harry Ball

“- Holly So Tightly: I hope you don't mind me using you like a hapless sack of meat. But you know, sometimes a girl just gotta have it.
- Dirt Merchant: Yeah, no problem, I guess...”

Jenna Jameson - Holly So Tightly
Danny Masterson - Dirt Merchant

“- Dirt Merchant: Wait just so you're aware.
- Angie: Of what?
- Dirt Merchant: That we're friends, just friends.
- Angie: Whatever.”

Danny Masterson - Dirt Merchant
Julie Benz - Angie