“Dogma” quotes
(1999)
Kevin Patrick Smith
directed this movie
in 1999
Title Dogma
Year 1999
Director Kevin Smith
Genre Drama, Comedy, Adventure
Year 1999
Director Kevin Smith
Genre Drama, Comedy, Adventure
Plot – Banished from Paradise millions of years ago, the fallen angels Loki and Bartleby are now in Wisconsin. They learn that a church in New Jersey announced a “Plenary Indulgence Day” that will provide them access to Heaven again. It is the latest idea of a liberal cardinal who intends to modernize religion through initiatives of the kind - for example by replacing Christ on the cross with smiling Jesus statues that raise thumbs up. But God’s spokesman, helped by Bethany - who is the last descendant of Christ, two prophets, a muse and the thirteenth apostle strives to prevent Loki and Bartleby from achieving plenary indulgence. If they had to fail, it would mean that God’s word would prove fallible and so everything would have to be called into question.
All actors – Bud Cort, Barret Hackney, Jared Pfennigwerth, Kitao Sakurai, George Carlin, Brian O'Halloran, Betty Aberlin, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Dan Etheridge, Linda Fiorentino, Derek Milosavljevic, Lesley Braden, Marie Elena O'Brien, Janeane Garofalo, Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, Jason Lee, Nancy Bach, Alan Rickman, Armando Rodriguez, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Jeff Anderson, Scott Mosier, Monica Hampton, Chris Rock, Salma Hayek, Dwight Ewell, Benjamin J. Cain Jr., Richard Baderinwa, Javon Johnson, Derrick Sanders, Mark Joy, Linda Levine, Ethan Suplee, Guinevere Turner, Jonathan Gordon, Matthew Maher, Nancy Mosser, Robert Holtzman, Alanis Morissette, , Tony Amen, Chris Barrett, Ming Chen, Alexandra Dimopoulos, Michael Fullmer, William Hutchings, Robert Kotaska, John Launder, Kimberly Loughran, Jim Mahfood, Brendan McFadden, Phil Nardozzi, Joe Nozemack, Ernest O'Donnell, MarieKaren Pechinski, Vincent Pereira, Brian Quinn, Bob Schreck, Joe Shelby, Rusty Sheridan, J.E. Smith, Vanessa Tolino, Patrick Walsh, Adrienne Wehr
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“Angels are ill-equipped. See? I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll.”
“- Bethany: I don't mean to sound ungrateful... but what are you doing hanging around?
- Jay: We're here to pick up chicks.
- Bethany: Excuse me?
- Jay: We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to fuck?”“- Nun: The way you put it... I never really thought about it like that before. What have I been doing with my life? What am I...
- Loki: Yeah, I know. Listen, my advice to you: you take this money that you've been collecting for your parish, go get yourself a nice dress, you know? Fix yourself up. Find some man, find some woman, that you can...” (continue)(continue reading)“- Bartleby: What work did you do? You lit a few fires.
- Loki: I rained down sulphur, man, there's a subtle difference.
- Bartleby: Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
- Loki: Hey, you know, fuck you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can...” (continue)(continue reading)- Nun: Let me get this straight: you don't believe in God because of "Alice in Wonderland"?
- Loki: No, "Through the Looking Glass".“- Bethany: It's been my experience that the average male is never a man. Not even for ten minutes in his entire lifespan.
- Liz: That'a a bit militant. You thinking of joining the other side?
- Bethany: Couldn't do it. Women are insane.
- Liz: Then you need to go back to church and ask God for a third option.
- Bethany: I think that God is...” (continue)(continue reading)“- Rufus: You know what the dead do with most of their time? They watch the living. Especially in the shower.
- Jay: I can't wait to die.”“Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.”
“- Serendipity: I'm responsible for nineteen of the twenty top-grossing films of all time.
- Bethany: Nineteen?
- Serendipity: Yeah, the one about the kid, by himself in his house, burglars trying to get in and he fights them off? I had nothing to do with that one. Somebody sold their soul to Satan to get the grosses up on that piece of shit.”
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