“Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood” quotes
(1996)Plot – When Ashtray moves to South Central, a district of Los Angeles, to live with his father and his grandmother, he meets his cousin Loc Dog, a gang leader who carries with himself a machine pistol and a thermonuclear weapon as self-defense. Will Ashtray join Loc Dog's gang? And will his love affair with the self-styled poet Dashiki have a future?
All actors – Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Tracey Cherelle Jones, Chris Spencer, Suli McCullough, Darrel Heath, Helen Martin, Isaiah Barnes, Lahmard J. Tate, Keenen Ivory Wayans, Keith Morris, Craig Wayans, Casey Lee, Joe Scott, Kim Wayans, Vivica A. Fox, Leonette Scott, Marian Reynolds, Tommy Morgan Jr., Virginia Watson, Gabriel Alexander, Scott Randle, Wesley Eugene, Tedero Jones Jr., Queline Young, Alex Thomas, Reginald Green, Samuel Monroe Jr., Kwamé Gammon, Warren Washington, Mazi Mitchell, Benjamin N. Everitt, Toshi Toda, Tamayo Otsuki, Ahmad Reese, Lester Barrie, Vivian Smallwood, Omar Epps, Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter, Cynthia Madvig, James Van Patten, Alan Abelew, Michael Adler, Don Reed, Faizon Love, Bernie Mac, Mik Scriba, Kirk Kinder, A.J. Jamal, Antonio Fargas, LaWanda Page, Yvette Wilson, Guy Torry, Travon Jamar, Damien Dante Wayans, Charles Edward Bennett, Paula Jai Parker, Lisa Morgan, Tiara English, Terri J. Vaughn, Xavier Cook, Mitchell Marchand, J.W. Smith, Kelly Vaughn, Lexie Bigham, Lloyd Avery II, Malik Davis, Michele L. Jennings, Krysten Leigh Jones
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“- Ashtray: We didn't even do nothing.
- Officer Self Hatred: What? You think you tough?
[pulls gun on Ashtray]
- Officer Self Hatred: You ain't so tough now, little nigga. I hate your black bastards, you stink! I hate your black skin. I hate your black pants. I hate black pepper. I hate black keys on a piano. I hate my gums, because they're...” (continue)(continue reading)“- Dashiki: Talk dirty to me.
- Ashtray: I'm cumming!
[grunts and makes ridiculous orgasm face]
- Dashiki: What did you say?
- Ashtray: Never mind. I'll tell you when I wake up.”“- Ashtray: Hey, Preach, what up nigga?
- Preach: Y'all need to stop using the word nigga. You see, it's terms like the word nigga that the white man uses to take away the self esteem of another race.
- Ashtray: Word.
- Preach: Oh yeah, remind me to pick my laundry up from that chink motherfucker up the street.”“- Loc Dog: I told her I don't want to be on welfare my whole life, you know what i'm sayin'. Hey for real nigga I got bigger and better plans, you know what i'm sayin'. Figured I'd get me a job at the post office, you know, maybe at a bank. You know what I'm saying.
- Ashtray: That's all good, man.
- Loc Dog: Work real hard. Work my way up to...” (continue)(continue reading)My name is Dashiki. That's Swahili for "doggy-style".
“- Ashtray: Oooh, girl, you so tight!
- Dashiki: Wrong hole, fool!”
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