“Drillbit Taylor” quotes
(2008)
Title Drillbit Taylor
Year 2008
Director Steven Brill
Genre Drama, Comedy
Year 2008
Director Steven Brill
Genre Drama, Comedy
All actors – Nate Hartley, Troy Gentile, Ian Roberts, Owen Wilson, Casey Boersma, Dylan Boersma, Lisa Ann Walter, Beth Littleford, David Koechner, Matt Walsh, Janet Varney, Lisa Lampanelli
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“Kids hiring a bodyguard to take care of a bullying? Stupidest thing I ever heard.”
“- Drillbit Taylor: So what'd you do to provoke him?
- Wade: Well he's fat, he's a dork, and I'm awesome.”“- Drillbit Taylor: You'd be surprised, anything can be turned into a weapon of mayhem or destruction.
- Emmit: Even a puppy?
- Drillbit Taylor: Especially a puppy. The Germans used em' in World War I. De Hundin Schtorman, Lightning Dog. They'd attach dynamite to them.”“- Drillbit Taylor: I'm Drillbit Taylor... US Army ranger, black-ops operative, decorated marksman, improvised weapons expert.
- Wade: Are you still in the military?
- Drillbit Taylor: I was discharged... unauthorized heroism.”“- Buyer: I tell you what, I'll give you 1,500 for everything.
- Don: 1,500? Come on, man. This stuff holds a lot of sentimental value.
- Buyer: To who?
- Don: To the poeple I stole it from.
- Buyer: I don't care about them. 1,500.”
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