“DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp” quotes

“Don't bother landing! I don't have time for any more disasters!”
Alan Young - Scrooge McDuck

“Since when does a hat have a mind of its own?”
Alan Young - Scrooge McDuck

“Las Vegas must be some place if Caesar built his palace there!”
Rip Taylor - Genie

“- Dewey: What a ride!
- Louie: Yeah, I wouldn't mind doing it again now that I know that you can live through it!”
Russi Taylor - Dewey
Russi Taylor - Louie

“- Dewey: Quick, get back in the lamp!
- Genie: No! Not the lamp! Put me in a dog house, a madhouse, even a house of pancakes! Anywhere but the lamp!”
Russi Taylor - Dewey
Rip Taylor - Genie

“Big wishes always big trouble! The bigger the wish, the bigger the trouble!”
Rip Taylor - Genie

“- Launchpad: Please put your seats back in an upright position.
- Scrooge: Just put the plane up in an upright position!”
Terence McGovern - Launchpad
Alan Young - Scrooge McDuck

“- Huey: I don't see anything, Uncle Scrooge.
- Dewey: Not even a mirage.
- Launchpad: Maybe we made a wrong turn at that last sand dune.”
Russi Taylor - Huey
Russi Taylor - Dewey
Terence McGovern - Launchpad

“- Huey: Gee, I guess one of us has got to wish for peace and happiness all over the world.
- Genie: Hey. These are wishes, not miracles.”
Russi Taylor - Huey
Rip Taylor - Genie

“Whoever said money cannot buy peace of mind must have had the brain of a garbonzo bean.”
Richard Libertini - Dijon

“I can wish for the world's biggest diamond... no, the biggest diamond mine... no, no, all the diamond mines... no, the entire mining industry! I can see why this can take some careful thought.”

Alan Young - Scrooge McDuck

“If there's one thing I hate more than elephants in the house, it's rats!”
Joan Gerber - Mrs. Beakley

- Genie: First, you have to hold the lamp...
- Louie: Yeah?
- Genie: Then, say, "I wish".
- Huey: Yeah?
- Genie: Then wish for something.
- Huey: That's all?
- Dewey: Boy! It's even user-friendly!
Rip Taylor - Genie
Russi Taylor - Louie
Russi Taylor - Huey
Russi Taylor - Dewey

“- Louie: It's a genie, isn't it?
- Dewey: It's not the tooth fairy.”
Russi Taylor - Louie
Russi Taylor - Dewey

“- Louie: Where are you going to keep all this treasure, Uncle Scrooge?
- Scrooge: I won't keep it all, Louie. Most of these artifacts will go to museums.
- Louie: That doesn't sound like Uncle Scrooge.
- Scrooge: That way, I can enjoy a healthy tax break!”
Russi Taylor - Louie
Alan Young - Scrooge McDuck

“- Huey: You read the whole encyclopedia?
- Genie: Cover to cover to cover... what's this? Baseball? Bowling ball? Cinderella's ball?
- Huey: No, it's a globe of the Earth.
- Genie: Get back. You mean the Earth isn't flat? I must have missed that part.
- Louie: Boy, he has been in that lamp for a long time!”
Russi Taylor - Huey
Rip Taylor - Genie
Russi Taylor - Louie

“- Webby: Genie, you're gonna love playing tea party.
- Genie: I know. I read all about it. Can I be the guy who dresses like an Indian and throws the tea off the boat?
- Webby: No silly, not a Boston Tea Party.”
Russi Taylor - Webby
Rip Taylor - Genie

“- Genie: What's more important - a fortune or your life?
- Scrooge: Well...
- Genie: Hey! It's not exactly a trick question.”
Rip Taylor - Genie
Alan Young - Scrooge McDuck

“- Huey: Wait a second. What about our wishes?
- Genie: Wishes? Do I look like a birthday cake?
- Huey: Oh, come on! You can't fool us! A genie is supposed to grant wishes.
- Webby: That's three wishes for every master.
- Genie: Oh, geez! Everyone remembers that part.”
Russi Taylor - Huey
Rip Taylor - Genie
Russi Taylor - Webby

“Everything smells delicious when you're rich!”
Richard Libertini - Dijon

“- Louie: I'm going to wish for a million wishes!
- Genie: Get serious! That never works!”
Russi Taylor - Louie
Rip Taylor - Genie