“Dungeons & Dragons” quotes

(2000)
Movie Dungeons & Dragons
Title Dungeons & Dragons
Year 2000
Director Courtney Solomon
Genre Comedy, Adventure, Fantasy, Action
Plot – In Izmer's kingdom, Princess Savina must defend her throne from the evil sorcerer, Profion. To achieve his purpose, Profion must take possession of the Royal Scepter which commands the Golden Dragons. Two skilled thieves, Ridley and Snails, along with the dwarf Elwood and the elf Norda rush to help Savina, finding the legendary Savrille Wand, which commands the powerful Red Dragons. They are creatures who can thwart Profion's evil plans.
All actors – Jeremy Irons, Bruce Payne, Justin Whalin, Marlon Wayans, Robert Miano, Tomas Havrlik, Thora Birch, Edward Jewesbury, Zoe McLellan, Lee Arenberg, Kristen Wilson, Martin Astles
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  • “- Norda: How old are you?
    - Snails: Twenty-three. Yeah, I know I'm a little young for you, but what if I get my hands on an aging potion, huh? I'll sacrifice a couple of years for you.
    - Norda: I'm two hundred and thirty-four.”

    Kristen Wilson - Norda
    Marlon Wayans - Snails
    [Tag:age]
  • “The problem with elves is they ain't got no meat on their bones. You gotta get yourself a nice 250 pound dwarf, with hair on her chin you can hang on to!”
    Lee Arenberg - Elwood Gutworthy
    [Tag:magic]
  • I got a new name for "dumb": "Ridley"! This is the Ridleyest thing I've ever heard!
    Marlon Wayans - Snails
    [Tag:stupidity]
  • “You have the power of the immortals... you can control dragons!”

    Bruce Payne - Damodar
    [Tag:power]
  • “Have you ever heard of honor amongst thieves? We might live outside the law but we respect each other.”
    Justin Whalin - Ridley Freeborn
    [Tag:honor, thieves]
  • “Why don't we just rob God while we up here.”
    Marlon Wayans - Snails
    [Tag:thieves]
  • “- Snails: I thought you said this was gonna be easy.
    - Ridley: No, I said it wasn't impossible.”

    Marlon Wayans - Snails
    Justin Whalin - Ridley Freeborn
    [Tag:ease]
  • “Just like you thieves, always taking things that don't belong to you.”
    Bruce Payne - Damodar
    [Tag:thieves]
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